TommyTwoShoes

RCNJ 2015

[TommyTwoShoes @tportesy15]

Wow @Puertorico

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@MikeAndMike what's worse for @kyleshanahan7 ? Losing the super bowl like that, or waking up the next day as the 49ers coach?

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@patsajak is constantly drunk on set

[NICKSILVA @nicksilva1]

Soon the @MLB will ban singing "take me out to the ball game" because rooting for just the home team is offensive and both teams are equal.

[TommyTwoShoes @tportesy15]

@agc6976 your mom is in the g line

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@agc6976 @DemBoyz_News go to bed you loser

[New York Giants @Giants]

"Defense wins championships, and this is a championship defense." - @OBJ_3 #DALvsNYG

[TommyTwoShoes @tportesy15]

The Kardashians are a family of witches... anyone that touches them turns to shit.

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I love Kawhi Leonard

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@tportesy15: "Pat Sajak reminds me of that gross perverted neighbor that looks your 16 year old daughter" - My mom @patsajak

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Chip Kelly is such a loser

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No traffic Friday's rock

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@MikeAndMike Adrian Gonzalez is so slow, speedy was forced to change his last name

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Aaron Rodgers at Lambeau is now no more intimidating than Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.

[TommyTwoShoes @tportesy15]

Lol @ the show pitch. Make a show about a guy who plays softball and breaks every record.

[TommyTwoShoes @tportesy15]

Morning traffic is for picking your nose