Trevor Pray

I ain't special, im just a limited edition

[Trevor Pray @tpray_10]

Taking a shot is like eating pussy. You never smell it first.

[Trevor Pray @tpray_10]

Shit I thought repeating phone calls about my cars extended warranty was bad... then Twitter said “Hey today marks the 100th day Joe Biden has been is office”.

[Trevor Pray @tpray_10]

If there’s one bet you can make that’s damn near always guaranteed, it’s that the grease gun was put away empty.

[Trevor Pray @tpray_10]

I heard today that woman have drank 16% more during the pandemic then men. Ladies I am impressed and I tip my hat to you. Fellas, the bar has been set.

[Trevor Pray @tpray_10]

Me: “Oh yea that’s nothin, we’ll make it”

Traction control: “Ha just kidding”

[⚡️Brody Smith⚡️ @brodysmith_12]

Ima sucker for some pretty teeth

[Trevor Pray @tpray_10]

Don’t cry over spilled milk... It could have been beer

[RudyGrey @Rudygreyx]

I thought this was a bear 😂
https://t.co/GpahNKQWxX

[Trevor Pray @tpray_10]

@bjerke_tori If I make it past the maze of shoes without dropping a bag before I reach the door I consider myself lucky😂

[Trevor Pray @tpray_10]

If my future Wife doesn’t compete with me to see who can carry more grocery bags in the house at once, I don’t want it.

[Trevor Pray @tpray_10]

@brueggy2 Nut, In, cunt..... I’m done playing these games

[Trevor Pray @tpray_10]

The time of year where people all the sudden forget how to drive is upon us.

Southerners, I advise you to stay home and avoid any type of travel unless it is absolutely necessary.

Northerners, Your big coat is a must.

[Collin Engelhart @CollinEngelhart]

You know your from the country when you set your cruise at 65 on gravel #southdakotaprobs

[SwagBoyQ @Theswagboyq]

So I tried out this number neighbor thing and this had to be done..

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

Sing it buddy! Watch out for that spider though!!

[Colten Schafersman @Colt_MemoryLane]

Little man suffered a break down today. Got an urgent call to get it fixed. I don’t work for free.