Tom Perry

san francisco dad. i coached little league, which was my best job. i like to pick up heavy stuff. and cook. i feel better when i'm helping. and arguing

[Tom Perry @tptperry]

@w_terrence No foreign leaders would want to talk to Trump if he wasn’t in office. Except for maybe Putin, but not if Trump is termed out.

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@ArthurMacwaters Incorrect. China and the USSR were totalitarian governments. It is easier to be totalitarian when the state controls all the means of production, but don’t get it twisted. These are basically monarchies. Mass murder happens all the time in non-communist countries. Dipshit

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@StateDept Didn’t we obliterate the Iranian navy

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@DineshDSouza You’re not stupid, dinesh. So, you are disingenuous

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@nikicaga I’m not a Christian, but I did watch the 10 Commandments. Isn’t this a no-no?

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@DanielTurnerPTF Glad that lots of people are answering this so I don’t have to say you’re a moron

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@MCarbonaraFL Sharia is not a threat to the US. This banning is a performative stunt that appeals to bigots

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@nicksortor That was done quicker because it wasn’t put up for a vote by the citizens of Florida. Same as Texas. Unlike California and Virginia. So shut the fuck up about the blue states voting to redistrict in response.

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And here we are again @TMobile and @TMobileHelp - your customer support is shit. Please explain your SOP for addressing customer tech issues. You should be embarrassed

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It's been about 6 weeks since @TMobile said they would fix my missed calls.
Here's the scam. 1) bitch about @tmobile sucking. 2) @TMobileHelp comes online and says something like "Tom - that shouldn't happen. DM me". 3) then they don't do shit, but it's not public anymore

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@Geiger_Capital Tough shit. If you were happy about Texas starting this whole mess, shut up. Or support the bill to remove all gerrymandering

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@highbrow_nobrow I could use a Christian handjob

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@tedcruz Is reconciliation a new term for shooting protesters in the face and in the back?

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@LucasSa56947288 She’s pitching for her next job in North Korea

[Tom Perry @tptperry]

@TMobileHelp So much for DM help. I’m sure you might be nice people but your system sucks hard #tmobilesupportsuckshard

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@TMobileHelp I’m experiencing the same problems that I’ve been experiencing for two months. Why do I need to give you a few details about what I’m experiencing? Can’t you look at the friggin records? It’s the same thing! In the past hour, I have already missed two more calls. I’m not alone.

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@TMobileHelp @TMobileHelp Why don’t you have my number? I’ve given it to you guys like 10 times and your telephone crew called me 6 weeks ago.

Your systems should be connected #tmobilecustomersupportblows
#lookupmynumber
#youalreadyhavenynumber
#ifucallmyphonemissesitanyway

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@TMobileHelp This is what I’m talking about. A do loop of frustration. #tmobilesucksmyass

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More of the same DM auto response garbage. #tmobileisawfulnow #tmobile #givemeacouponforverizon

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@magachrchpastr TrumpJeebus approves of your message.