The TPUTH

Is it still satire if it says satire? Or is it satire of satire if satire needs to call itself satire?

[The TPUTH @tputh]

The official Twitter sodomization policy says: "Free speech is great, but please do not sodomize anyone, unless they agree to it. Start with a kissing request, then ask for oral sex before suggesting any form penetration. Thank you for your understanding."

[Lex Freagles is now @[email protected] @LexFreagles]

Shot, chaser. Rest in peace, @lexfri.

[The TPUTH @tputh]

Just like Adriano Celentano...

https://t.co/yCbm5R6BLv

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Btw, I’d like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries. App is doing >1000 poorly batched RPCs just to render a home timeline!

[The TPUTH @tputh]

Fascist demagogue is upset that he lost a war ship, forgot what word he's supposed to use for "war", is fed up with his own bullshit and now wants to call the war he started a war.

[Julia Davis @JuliaDavisNews]

Kyiv sank 'Moscow' and the Russians are furious. In response to the sinking of the warship 'Moskva,' state TV pundits and hosts propose bombing Kyiv, destroying Ukraine's railways and making it impossible for any world leaders to visit in the future.

[The TPUTH @tputh]

Tucker Carlson: "Haha, amateurs! This could never happen to me."

[CBS News @CBSNews]

An anti-war protester on Monday interrupted a live broadcast of Russia's state TV Channel One, denouncing the invasion of Ukraine. The protester, identified as an employee of the channel, was arrested. https://t.co/Q2gyakmVEV

[The TPUTH @tputh]

Glenn Greenwald: "What about me?"

[Christo Grozev @christogrozev]

! Russia's main propaganda "news program" tonight.

[The TPUTH @tputh]

King of trolls declares that on his Internet all words, no matter how hateful, manipulative or deceptive are categorically seen as liberating.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starlink has been told by some governments (not Ukraine) to block Russian news sources. We will not do so unless at gunpoint.

Sorry to be a free speech absolutist.

[The TPUTH @tputh]

On Social Media they're play Putin like a violin

[Ben Nimmo @benimmo]

🚨 TAKEDOWN 🚨
This weekend, we took down a relatively small influence operation that had targeted Ukraine across multiple social media platforms and websites. It was run by people in Russia and Ukraine: https://t.co/YFwhxFcYG1

[The TPUTH @tputh]

True story.

[Reuters @Reuters]

Putin calls West an 'Empire of Lies' after sanctions imposed https://t.co/z3ACkdcvQt

[The TPUTH @tputh]

998 are still thinking about it.

[CNN @CNN]

Russian billionaires Mikhail Fridman and Oleg Deripaska have broken ranks with the Kremlin and called for an end to Russia's war in Ukraine.
https://t.co/fF2Wxuxzi3

[The TPUTH @tputh]

Idiot that called himself a genius calls other idiot a genius. Then tones it down to "smart."

[Bloomberg @business]

Donald Trump stood by his widely criticized praise of Vladimir Putin this week in a speech to conservative voters https://t.co/Lk9oFM8XpT

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Putin is waging this war on social media too, and these companies are not prepared. Beware of bots posting gaslighting memes and messages like “this is bad, but so is this”

[The TPUTH @tputh]

Waterboarding with diarrhea.

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Why do Democrats want you to hate Putin? Has Putin shipped every middle class job in your town to Russia? Did he manufacture a worldwide pandemic that wrecked your business? Is he teaching your kids to embrace racial discrimination? Is he making fentanyl? Does he eat dogs?

[The TPUTH @tputh]

Lying is neither philosophical nor is it a question.

[The TPUTH @tputh]

Antivaxer lies again. #AusOpen https://t.co/3vz9RJTcL6

[The TPUTH @tputh]

99 vaccinated top lawyers bricolage cheap excuses for lone wolf anti vaxer on Instagram. Welcome to 2022!

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothenberg]

New:

In Instagram statement, Novak Djokovic says that he found out his positive PCR test after he went to the children’s award event but *before* he did a photoshoot and interview with L’Equipe.

[The TPUTH @tputh]

"I turn toxic water into clean water with my feelings.": Novak Djokovic explains the science behind his Jesus visa to drunk Ozzie border police officer:

[The TPUTH @tputh]

"We've been expecting you, Mr. Bond."

[Cindy @CCINDYT7]

@JennaEllisEsq Oh knock it off. Biden is in church every Sunday. Trump has spent more time in Stormy Daniels than he has in a church.