Theodore Woo

Professional Cynic

@tpw108 has never received an order under Section 215 of the USA Patriot Act

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Dear ChatLLM, please summarize grandma’s letter in fewer than 100 words

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What if every time you click that button, you’re training their detection models and eliminating a promising future for human #ai-slop detectors?

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It can only be called an #odyssey if it contains an Odysseus; otherwise, it’s just a sparkling voyage

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If you graduated without at least one F on your transcript, did you really learn anything?
#showerthoughts

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‘Everything is #AI-generated until proven otherwise’ is one way to live

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~20¢ for french fries #homecooking

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Remember when we all lost our collective minds five years ago?
Source: https://t.co/zAdCdR9Dy9

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Why does life feel like a first-person horror game with photo-realistic graphics lately?

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Should I travel with a #burnerphone ?

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Does it have to be a pill?

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With a food warning label like _that_, it's got to be good!
#market

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#Firefly #Memes

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Me: [Sigh] Another meeting that could have been an email?

Them: Sir, this is a funeral.

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Got some disapproving looks for smooshing two invasive spotted lanternflies today. Guess I won't be doing that again

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Today was the first time I thought I'd lost an #airtag, before remembering that's not how those work

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House passes #TikTok "ban-bill", after kids call their Representatives, some threatening self-harm, to convince Congress that they're *not* being manipulated #SimpsonsDidIt

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When did Amazon start getting DMV data, so customers can look up what cars they own? I wonder if I can use it to look up details of other people's cars...

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Bandwagon me too!
#1dayblindingstew
#familyguy