kelsey edna ❯❯❯❯

your boos mean nothing, i've seen what makes you cheer • probs reading 📚 • she/her/hers • umaine alum 🐻

[🐸 @kfjdjgh]

i bring a sort of Can we go get soft serve cones with rainbow sprinkles vibe to literally any situation

[World Cup Papi 🇨🇴 ☕️ @FenwayAttendee]

“I’m engaged!” “I’m pregnant!” “I just bought a house!” yeah well my baseball team just won 9 games in a row and our 1B is playing in the Home Run Derby tonight

[lizzi 🐞☀️ @busyheadvinyl]

me at home in bed watching everyone post videos at Fenway Park pretending like it doesn’t bother me that i’m not there

[kelsey edna ❯❯❯❯ @tpwkkelsey]

are you fucking kidding me i have to stay off the internet for the next 6 days no one talk to me

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Paul revere tonight queen?

[kelsey edna ❯❯❯❯ @tpwkkelsey]

🚨FUCK YOU CADE CAVALLI PUNK ASS LOSER🚨

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[lady interim manager @ladyredsoxxx]

THE WORST RED SOX TEAM YOU'VE EVER SEEN WALKS OFF THE YANKEES FOR A FOUR GAME SWEEP!!!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT BASEBALL

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

“I’m just like so sick of facing this team. Raffy isn’t even here anymore and I still can’t figure it out. I hate this so much and I just want to have a snack and relax. Nobody talk to me.”

[Matt 🍉 @matt_nid]

tkachuk isn’t their last name, it’s just the sound their brains make when they’re asked to read out loud

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They should make a Zofran Vape

[hayls ✿ @beauboesnbarzy]

And at the end of the day, it is still and always will be:
Fuck Carter Hart.
Fuck Brett Howden.
Fuck Michael Mcleod.
Fuck Cal Foote.
Fuck Alex Formenton.
Fuck Dillion Dube.
Fuck their parents.
Fuck the judge and finally, FUCK the NHL for even allowing them back into the league.

[spelunky fc @spelunky_]

not only did carter hart lose but he also put up the worst goaltending performance in stanley cup finals history, & that’s something that everyone can celebrate!

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When something is advertised as “Fun for the whole family” I’m like u have no idea what the members of my family are capable of complaining about

[NBA Philippines @NBA_Philippines]

Blessing the timeline with Taylor Swift ✨

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[⟡˙⋆⚾︎amanda⚾︎⋆˙⟡ @bellibrini]

carter hart and brett howden are being given a chance to compete for the stanley cup and alexander zverev just won his first grand slam title at roland garros but I'm supposed to believe that allegations of assault against women ruins the careers/lives of men

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Buying a house with my lunch money

[kelsey edna ❯❯❯❯ @tpwkkelsey]

i love this man with my entire heart and soul PLEASE

[MLB @MLB]

Payton Tolle almost had this one ... 🤣