Tyler Pyatt

I'm as good as cold beer in the summer and you know it.

[Tyler Pyatt @tpyatt52]

@BloodClotKing 🤟🏼🤟🏼

[Tyler Pyatt @tpyatt52]

Whoever is in charge of Texas Roadhouse should be running the country.

[Tyler Pyatt @tpyatt52]

Nothing like playing cards against humanity and having to throw out the cards that are above an eighth grade reading level 🥴

[Tyler Pyatt @tpyatt52]

@budweiserusa @austin_pyattt #Giveaway #GiftYourBuds

[Atreyu @atreyuofficial]

HEY! ✊ The Trinity of Terror tour is off to a great start.

Tour is just beginning. Go get your tickets + VIP packages now at https://t.co/hcXiakWLG5

🎥: Courtney Saylor

[Tyler Pyatt @tpyatt52]

Christian coma, you are a god among men.

[Tyler Pyatt @tpyatt52]

I can already taste the Sunday morning McDonald's breakfast.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!

[Tyler Pyatt @tpyatt52]

"Perfection is procrastination masquerading as quality control."

[Tyler Pyatt @tpyatt52]

Bert Kreischer looks like a chubby Eminem.

[Tyler Pyatt @tpyatt52]

At it's core, @netflix movie #SeaBeast is about standing up to tyrannical government. Cannot recommend enough.

[Tyler Pyatt @tpyatt52]

Motivation is a byproduct of success more so than failure.

[Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon]

aliens, show yourselves

[Tyler Pyatt @tpyatt52]

Download Zillow.
Like a bunch of homes.
Watch those homes sell.
Cry.
Delete Zillow.
Wait three months.
Repeat.

[Tyler Pyatt @tpyatt52]

My daughter just referred to cucumbers as "the green hotdog vegetable" and I see no reason to call them anything else in the future.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

.@ElonMusk tweeted: "I'm buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in." It's all fun and games Elon until Hunter Biden gets his head stuck in the vending machine.

[Tyler Pyatt @tpyatt52]

@Kraken_Live Aren't you like diamond rank on arenas? Because I am dog water ranked at best 😅

[Tyler Pyatt @tpyatt52]

I need more friends to play Apex with.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in