Tess Yount

laissez les bon temps rouleaux

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Combining the two greatest games known to man. #TFM https://t.co/NvNbqX4we4

[I'm Shmacked @ImShmacked]

Lehigh University is confirmed 🎉🎊🎓

[Hoodie Allen @HoodieAllen]

So excited for candy corn to be socially acceptable in the month of October

[Tess Yount @tpyount]

best email to ever receive 😍

[Tess Yount @tpyount]

Why is my calc book $320 I don't even want ittttt

[Tess Yount @tpyount]

thanks mom

[Tess Yount @tpyount]

when your camp director tells you you're teaching campfire cooking but you don't know how to start a fire....

[Jake Miller @jakemiller]

Anybody else use Twizzlers as straws? Just me? Ok bye

[Tess Yount @tpyount]

once Corinne discovered that the restaurant uses Hunt's ketchup, she scurried home to go get a bottle of Heinz

[Tess Yount @tpyount]

@mo_hen96 cool!

[Tess Yount @tpyount]

"I have the prettiest fingers in the school" -4th grader I babysit for who needs a reality check

[Tess Yount @tpyount]

when the guy at dunks is tryna close up so he gives you 4 dozen donuts and they are gone in less than 12 hours...

[Tess Yount @tpyount]

"it's fine" - my mom

[Tess Yount @tpyount]

always awkward when the boy you babysit for hides when you need to take him to soccer and you were supposed to be there 10 minutes ago

[Tess Yount @tpyount]

If you think you're a good babysitter for playing baseball with a 2nd grader you're wrong because he will hit you in the face

[Tess Yount @tpyount]

when Will Brisken spends 10 minutes trying to put on Umbrella by Rihanna

[Tess Yount @tpyount]

@M0C0205 she needs to stick to the ice cubes