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In the name of the Father, the Son and the HODL spirit https://t.co/9JTplt4VoR

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The best superpower would be the ability to fart but have it sound EXACTLY like something else, like a car passing or a low 747 flying by

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The hardest thing about watching Masterchef is watching those amateur chefs pretending they know who the 'celebrity' guests are

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I'm going to create a fitness wristband where you plunge your fist into your food and it calculates your calorie intake

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Did you know that John So has a son called Fat?

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The only thing I want to see less than a picture of your food is a picture of the fucking empty plate!

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If I didn't know any better I would've thought "placenta" was a lovely girl's name

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Fuck stereo #shreddingforASOT

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Man Hitler was a real Deutschbag

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I never knew TV shows could be negative funny... then I watched Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men #fuckme

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The most dreaded sentence to hear: "Getting a bit nippy in here isn't it"

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Is it me or are there way more people driving around with their fucking high beams on

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So apparently, in order to be a judge on a singing show you need to be a fake douchebag #TheVoiceKidsAu #TheVoiceAU #xfactor

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What kind of retard would pay money to see Pitbull

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wow! very first contestant on masterchef and we have fucking sob story already! get this shit out of reality tv #masterchefau

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@jasonderulo wrote a song about how retarded he is... read my mind exactly!

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Your mum's so dumb that she got blinded by looking at a picture of the Sun