matt

:D

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

as of late

[angel , 🎃 @yungvocafoid]

steam could kill my entire bloodline and i would still use it over epic’s vibecoded jerusalemware

[:p @rolysota]

I do this shit for zero likes and 2 unfollows ✊🏼

[Fred Bread @totoloto00]

@kaccha_aalu and more importantly, that it’s ok

[Kaccha Aalu (away) @kaccha_aalu]

being in your 20s is just about perpetually realising that every negative outcome was 100% your fault and 100% avoidable

[cher @mclIark]

black mold poisoning, excessive weed usage, and 3+ concussions have made me immune to mind readers

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I took a Career Aptitude test and the only Careers that it matched me with were The Town Crier or Becoming a Statistic

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

babe, i swear it will be different this time. i've had a huge chunk of my skull and brain removed

[ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʟ, ᴅᴀᴋᴏᴛᴀ @DEEP_RED_BELLS]

Slammed the fucking brakes so hard it sent everything in the passenger seat flying

[matt @tr1ptych333]

seeing this after i’ve spent the past few weeks thinking about learning necromancy to bring henry ford back and torture him super crazy cia style for how shitty his brand has become

[Verm @SINKPlSSER]

Ford moment

[Verm @SINKPlSSER]

Ford moment

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

I can go on with nothing because I have gone on with nothing. I have been younger and hungrier and sicker and alone. I pushed myself older. With nothing to look forward to. Nothing.

[yes, man @jakyesman]

i just realized my life is depressing as fuck for literally no reason. Like I'm a decently attractive white kid who lives in the suburbs what the fuck do i have to be depressed about. I feel like John Egbert. Holy fuck

[. @kratomthug]

Hey I noticed you've been doing a lot of esoteric emotional posting alluding to some type of failing mental state, do you think I could fuck you?

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

thinking the thoughts that make you want to rip open your own chest and tear out all your viscera in a frantic self mutilative psychotic frenzy

[ezii @eziiwrld]

When U have a trio

[J @yikingtons]

Almost swung on my boyfriend because he said he used to play Madden on the Wii. Like. What I tell you about saying stupid shit in public. Go to the car

[Paris @goodyhilton]

On monkeys bro please keep it a banana

[csez @heavencsez]

alienating myself from the local trans community by prioritizing interacting with people who can hold down a job