dixie normous

she/her 🌈 25

[dixie normous @tr33bear]

just take a look at this

[Matt Ferrari @MatthewFerrari]

just remembered there’s string cheese in the fridge

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[fishious @fishquichee]

‘A little bird told me’? Well a huge fat one told me something else

[⋆˚｡✴︎⋆ Lilian ⋆✴︎｡˚⋆ @Hematophilian]

A mattress learning what size they are :

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

ive felt like this since january

[M @mxximxximxxi]

getting all the signs lately

[The Wizard @wizardsextape]

Bomb that kills me

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

That’s funny because when I got out of the mri machine they said I was a fatty fat fat boy and started jiggling my stomach and giggling

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Calling in bald to work tomorrow

[⋆┈┈｡ﾟ❃ུ۪ ❀ུ۪ ❁ུ۪ ❃ུ۪ ❀ུ۪ ﾟ｡┈┈⋆ @periwinkle333]

???? yall need to leave LA and NYC im so serious

[eli @elischoop]

godlike spam text i got

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

ridiculous levels of sauce in this picture

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

they did it

[joel #4 fan @smallishotters]

i keep getting reels abt this fictional relationship where the guy breaks into the girls home to put expensive cheese in her fridge