oomfie

things are never what they seem

[juannick @guytellsjokes]

Food ass air ass economy ass i love my life tho

[oomfie @tr4shbvg]

fame and fortune has befallen me

[oomfie @tr4shbvg]

me today from 3:55 PM to 4:47 PM (I left early)

[eliz @eliza___v]

When you’re walking and you can feel your ass jiggling 😭😹

[Auteur House @auteurhouse]

The more you watch it, more surreal it gets.

A Satoshi Kon masterpiece that inspired Christopher Nolan's Inception (2010).

[Phase | $$$ @PhaseDiary]

back tats

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight

[oomfie @tr4shbvg]

I have got to become a freelancer it’s the only way

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The ADHD dream career is being a highly paid consultant who swoops in, solves a complex crisis with a chaotic stroke of genius, and immediately exits before having to fill out the timesheets.

[HOUSE PHONE @HOUSEPHONEDND]

THIS NIGGA IN THE CLUB WITH A BAG FULL OF JEANS 😭😭😭

[🌍 @URlENS]

I wonder if this is a metaphor for the way the people around spongebob consume him: his joy, his labor, his selflessness, while offering nothing in return

[DeFlock @therealDeFlock]

"We are just taking pictures of your license plate."

Ready to read what they are really doing?

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[oomfie @tr4shbvg]

@hedonistheaven getchu the fenty hella thicc mascara. I swear by it people always asking me if I did my own lashes when I have it on

[oomfie @tr4shbvg]

everything has afflicted me today

[oomfie @tr4shbvg]

when a business is always promoting discounts, the product or service eventually becomes valued at the discounted price. hardly anyone is going to pay full price when they can just wait til you discount it again. this could be applied to many things.

[oomfie @tr4shbvg]

weird

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

what's it called when you don't like someone but the thought of them dating someone else makes you jealous

[oomfie @tr4shbvg]

🙂

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

men will say dumb stuff like “i like ur ankle bracelet” lmao yeah i kno

[oomfie @tr4shbvg]

I’m screaming lmfaoooo bitch I blocked their number

[An @annleeee]

Harris & Harris needs to stop texting me, I’m not paying them damn DC parking tickets 😂

[a @a8065287968522]

ill block a bitch on fragrantica

[RAHB @usedloveseat]

This movie was teaching kids how to Lucid dream and memorize them. I can’t make this up