This is like the seventh big video game announcement I’ve seen in the past 24 hours, and it’s validating my theory that the gaming industry has been in slump in part because everyone was waiting for Rockstar to release their damn game because they didn’t wanna compete
Hyper-sensationalist and highly competitive media is dead. We’re yearning to root for the underdogs again after dealing with egomaniacs and AI generated slop since November 2024. Death to the blockbuster, we’re cheering for the people to just make things again.
The rest of the monkey species need to hurry up, evolve, and catch up to where we are. Like marmosets should be tiny little guys walking around, climbing on our shoulders, and talking to us like a friend. Or be the devil on your shoulder telling you to do something terrible.
Looksmaxxing. Mogging. Jestergooning. What are you talking about? Come, brother, and relax. We're Overwintering in the embrace of the deep, warm caverns.
I can't be impressed with Drake dropping three albums at the same time when his whole schtick since Views has been dropping 2.5 hour long albums filled with a bunch of boring bullshit