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phannie era (real) | lestat enthusiast | gyjo truther | 17 | he/him | 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

have to tell a guy his house is sinking tomorrow

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Drag Name: Tracy Turnbald

[Luna🐾🐶 @LunaEtAstrum]

kids are smoking the level

[scout ! 🦭 @ingoboningo]

jacking off with a pussy is so weird sometimes i finish in under two minutes and other times i must hold my vibrator at a 63 degree angle and the wind must be blowing from the northeast and it has to be the second tuesday of the month but only when mercury is in retrograde

[☆ nova ☆ @MelanatedMuppet]

Kenny Ortega if you can hear this direct a muppet movie

[big dog @big__dog72]

Random pain in my spine

[Sujay 🏳️‍🌈👑 @Sujay517]

Can we genuinely like permanently instill her into the fabric of human culture or something so that she is genuinely never forgotten.

Like I want the first human being aliens know about to be Dolly Parton. I’m so serious

[OPO @OponokMWL]

For context: Rocky Horror was a once-ever studio-backed counter culture film adapted from a fringe play with a "let's put on a show guys!" energy using the perfect cast and crew. A paradox of a time capsule now: 50s sexual repression, rock music, and sci-fi through the lens of 70's America. It's dated in some ways, but a completely impractical work of art that feels as alive now as it ever did.

[scary evil vampire @cicadaroots]

if you’re queer and in your 20s and you’re not into smosh or dropout they kill you. they straight up kill you.

[👾KidKinobi👾 @Kid_Kinobi]

The humble ribosome reading mRNA and fusing amino acids together to produce a protein

[𝔩𝔞𝔲𝔯𝔢𝔫 🫀 @theglampyre]

you don’t get cuntier than this

[yukerusadly ˖˚⊹ ⋆♡ @yukerusadly]

how it feels like to laugh at anything

[FurryFlameHeart9217 @veltsmile]

me describing my poop

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

it's weird how many posts here are about how to improve your physical appearance to increase your attractiveness, but literally nothing on how to be witty, charming, funny, intelligent, or any other attractive quality.

[boypussy extraordinaire @GAYLOSTBOYS]

“2 likes isn’t a lot” now imagine two trucks, if you will…

[Songbird (Tadpoled) ready for Evercold @SongbirdN7]

Not gonna lie Big Bird I'm at my fucking limit

[🇸🇾عمار🔻 @Amarss_II]

Boring western news: “The economy is shit and oil is expensive”

Cool fucking Egyptian news: FAST AND FURIOUS 🔥😵 CHICKEN HEIST 🐔 🏦

[jinx @g0thamcurse]

the way i was about to kill myself

[Smellie Ellie Bellie @uh_oh_smellie]

Didn’t read anything and immediately assumed this was about chihuahua looksmaxxing

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

bananas when you add them to any smoothie