Tom Stevens

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@Fpinespruce @PhiladelphiaGov @StreetsPhila 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

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@rhunterh Proud that I understood this joke, which is quite good.

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@Best0fInsta @lowerformofwit @nasdaily Oof dude swing and a miss. Stick to the day job. You still have time to delete this.

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@AnonSportFan @mikerainey82 Clearly wasn’t armed at all when they shot him in the back ten times. Weird how that works

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@RepJeffries Do something or step down

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@lhfang Dawg this is like 7th grade level analysis

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@DHSgov You can’t even insult these guys anymore by calling them Nazis because they literally want to be Nazis

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@RepLuna Wow you are very dumb

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@mikerecine Any chance you’re doing standup in nyc this weekend on Friday or Saturday?

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@EYakoby @MichaelRapaport Damn, “3rd place guy must resign so my 2nd place scumbag who I openly dislike has a better chance” is the biggest loser shit ever.

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@MichaelRapaport This guy loves trump

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@yungchomsky 800T kinda vibe

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@Kyranm95 @Jefthinks I mean he literally said we have to be okay with this happening so that we don’t interfere with people’s god given rights. Not good that it happened, but to agree with him and feel an ounce of sympathy is hypocritical.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace.

And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

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@TheStalwart Ugh man ER was so good

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@JayCaruso @baseballcrank Damn y’all are desperate

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@mr__blonde_ @thebadstats Lol

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@DeputyWarlock

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@DougDeMuro My mom had one of these. I always liked it for some reason.

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@grylxndr @postoctobrist The system of course selects for these guys on autopilot