Tracy Henning

This is me. Take it or leave it. Curb pick up only.

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

Fun fact: The first week of daylight savings is actually three weeks long for parents. #themoreyouknow #endthemadness

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

I think I got it down. So every morning I need to budget 15 minutes to feed my kid breakfast, 7 minutes to get him dressed, 4 minutes to put on his shoes and socks, 2 minutes to brush his teeth and additional THREE HOURS for my kid to insist on doing it himself.

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

Of all the people happy about Biden’s win, I feel like Melania may be the happiest.

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

Sure see a lot of snowflakes out here right now and none of them voted blue.

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

This is the first time in months (years?) hitting refresh on actually feels refreshing

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

I’m now at the point in the election where I just sighed with relief when I realized the downer of a commercial coming on was for cancer and not a political ad. #govote

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

I feel like eating raw cookie dough is the new “playing with fire” of my 30s

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

I wish there was a filter on Pinterest that allowed me to turn off the “crack recipes” that show up. I don’t care how good your chicken soup is, Linda, unless you’ve tried real crack I don’t believe your comparison.

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

So many echo-chambers...so little time

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

Marriage is just asking the other person what they want for dinner until one of you dies. Love is both secretly hating the meal you decide on.

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

There are no longer any pictures of me that don’t also contain a baby and/or child #momlife https://t.co/jMYf4dfYxL

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

Yesterday was Loving Day. It was 53 years ago today that the Supreme Court struck down all anti-miscegenation laws remaining in sixteen U.S. states. These laws prevented any inter-racial (but especially black and… https://t.co/peXriBPXhq

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

The president apparently has to tweet a specific attack against every single Republican who voices opposition to him.

How does he have the time? Why does he care so much? What difference does it make?

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

@alexwittchen I think I just sprained my eyes rolling them.

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

How’s quarantine going? Well, my child cried for an hour today because there were “boogies” in his nose. Why were there boogies in his nose? Because he was crying. #sendwine

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

My 3 year old handed my husband a package of tortellini and said “here are the...noodle hats” and I will never be referring to tortellini as anything else

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

Does having my 6 month old lick my face for twenty minutes count as a skincare routine? If so I’m gonna come out of this quarantine looking FRESH.

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

God help me if my three year old figures out how to use the remotes to put on his shows. All my power will have been rendered useless. Anarchy will reign.

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

Guys help. I made the mistake of laughing at something my three year old said and he hasn’t stopped repeating it for the past three hours

[Tracy Henning @trace_faced]

I have added a David Pumpkins slide to every single presentation I have given at my job in the last three years, and I never plan to stop. @tomhanks