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[traci @traceabase]

Netflix and Chil...aquiles?

[★ gecqua fans nyc @sarpongz]

he was seen playing golf…

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

we are on the brink of a historic night of tweeting

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

he kissed me and it felt like an email

[trash jones @jzux]

due to the actor strike i will no longer be smiling on zoom meetings

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

if ur bf says not to post that bikini pic ask him if that’s the jonah hill he wants to die on

[Nicole Pomarico @nicolepomarico]

Taylor Lautner is the only one doing celebrity right. Take the money from your giant franchise and enjoy your quiet and unproblematic life. Marry a nice person with the same name as you. Practice your backflips in obscurity until Taylor Swift asks to see you.

[Red Pyramead Alt @SilentHillMead]

Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there

[i like food @messedupfoods]

just trying to feel something

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

At one point during lockdown I stood on the beach in Animal Crossing and watched the sun set in real time and cried

[edgar allan h♡e @brinnie_bb]

Nice self-esteem issues. Did the boyfriend you had at 19 give them to you?

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

wow nice attachment style, did your MOM pick it out for you

[shar @sharloola]

i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

I feel like it’s not too much to ask for Miss Piggy to do a full season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and just have everybody go along with it the whole time

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they cant understand.

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

CAST JENNIFER COOLIDGE AS JAMES BOND YOU COWARDS https://t.co/k2bv953oAy

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i think it’s good that elon musk is buying twitter. every website should be owned by its worst user. let my aunt be CEO of facebook

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you