Tracy Chorpenning

[Tracy Chorpenning @tracechorp]

1-0 BABYYYYY

[Barstool Penn State @PSUBarstool]

2020 continues to let us all down...

[Tracy Chorpenning @tracechorp]

I thought 2020 was bad before, but this, this is the worst 😭

[Barstool Penn State @PSUBarstool]

So you’re telling me that we had all this extra time in the off-season to go 0/3 ON FIELD GOALS?!?

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We’re giving away a copy of this Beaver Stadium word art for the holidays!

It’s handwritten with the scores of every win since it opened in 1960!

RT + LIKE to enter!
***Must be following @PSUBarstool and @phillywordart to win

[Tracy Chorpenning @tracechorp]

@jordan29224 Yes, without a doubt

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As is tradition: we’re a second half team. we’re a second half team. we’re a second half team.

[Tracy Chorpenning @tracechorp]

Well 8-0 was a good run.. we’ll try again next year

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Hey @PennStateFball you’re still a second half team right? RIGHT?

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Back with my annual tweet to remind everyone we’re a second half team

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@MajorHayley @bac8732 Be right there mami

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@bac8732 You’ve expedited my demise

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@bac8732

[Target @Target]

Sometimes you have to just stop and smell the candles.

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Adulthood gives me the heebie-jeebies

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My lyft driver opened the back window opposite me in the cold rain and I truly think this is a form of modern torture. Does he know how cold my body runs??? Does he hate me??? Sir I’m innocent

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I lived in Mississippi for a year and didn’t get sick once. Moved back to PA and I’ve been sick twice in one month 🤧 I think the universe is trying to tell me something

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@bac8732 🙄

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A good portion of my week is spent in elementary schools and it shows now that I’ve told my boss my work laptop is acting “ku-ku bananas”

[Tracy Chorpenning @tracechorp]

Since I have to live with colitis for the rest of my life I pray they come up with an easier prep for scopes because lord have mercy this gets tougher every time and I’m only 5 years and 5 scopes in