Tracey Eggers

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Trump names Jeffrey Dahmer to head up the Food & Drug Administration (FDA).

MAGA celebrates and says, “he has experience with food.”

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

So, we’re replacing a former four-star general as Defense Secretary with… the weekend co-host of Fox and Friends?

Unbelievable. Just... wow.

[Adversus Nihilismus @AdversusN]

Watching Arabs in Dearborn slowly awaken to the reality that Trump played them for absolute fools is quite satisfying.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

People actually killing pets:
-Kristi Noem
-Robert Kennedy Jr.
-Sarah Huckabee Sanders' brother
-Catturd

People not killing pets:
-Haitian immigrants

[Michael Steele @MichaelSteele]

Brilliant. #ItWasntMe

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

1. Trump needs Michigan, but he’s an oligarch who hates Union labor
2. So he spends a year demonizing electric cars
3. Then Elon starts funding him
4. So now, Trump doesn’t hate electric cars
5. Bc Trump is a ho, who believes in nothing
6. and he’s publicly advertising that he is for sale.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Republican Mayor of Mesa, AZ, John Giles: “I think the time has come for us as Arizona Republicans to admit the obvious...which is that our party’s nominee is not qualified for office…”
#RepublicansForHarris

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This #Caturday, and every day, let’s stand with “childless cat ladies” and fellow pet lovers in solidarity against trump and his cruel, weird VP pick, JD Vance.

REMINDER: There’s more of US than there are of them.😻❤️

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

WHAT.A.FRAUD

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

This guy gets it. Worth a listen.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Kamala Harris just released her first ad as the presumptive Democratic nominee for President. Retweet so all Americans see who Kamala Harris is and what she stands for. https://t.co/SnAdi5STDz

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Mike Pence says he won’t support Donald Trump and explains why.

His own Vice President won’t vote for him. What else does it take?

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Gig - The Great Gig in the Sky @thegreatgig8]

@tedcruz Today is a bright day for America.

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

The last time Trump held a rally in Wildwood, New Jersey, the residents were stuck paying the bill to clean up all of the trash left behind by his cult supporters.

Back in 2020, the Mayor at the time, Pete Byron, said “the vast majority of people who came were expecting, 'we're going to get the worst beach chair out of our garage, and a raggedy old blanket we can do without' because they were going to leave it there.”

Who else thinks the same people who whine about the trash at the border left by migrants trashed Wildwood and stuffed the residents with the cleanup bill once again?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Trump’s own people, the ones who were closest to him for ages, have been detailing his extramarital affairs in front of a judge and jury all while he continues to deny ever having the affairs they’re detailing.

Yet the cult still believes him.
And the party still supports him.
It’s all so completely and totally fucked up it’s literally insane.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

This hits hard. Damn.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

This ad is absolutely gutting.

[John Leguizamo @JohnLeguizamo]

Womp! Womp!

[John Leguizamo @JohnLeguizamo]

Stopping by @TheDailyShow tonight to chat with this week’s host, @dulcesloan ! Can’t wait, make sure to check it out on @ComedyCentral