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"Caviar and cigerettes well versed in etiquette, extraordinarily nice..."

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@MrAlexArmstrong @jamieproducer Indeed you are.

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David? Is that you? #AntiquesRoadshow #Bowie

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@AndyCWelch Agree. The bar appears to have been lowered. Yawn.

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God, this is dire. Miming the first song, then mediocre vocals, topped off with half arsed dancing to ripped off tunes #glastonbury

[Tees Valley Monitor @TeesVMonitor]

or this?

https://t.co/EcDCXnBHAb

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Cue the dolly bird intermission #totp

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@mitchie66_jones Me too! I loved it all ( especially in the club). Best thing I've watched in ages! Great casting.

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@Jos21Bell @100CIA_Medica @anomelisa Well said.

[shitscaredmum @shitscaredmum]

As requested, this is the letter Laura wrote for the @BarrowfordHead Yr6 leavers. She was a wise old thing and we miss her every minute ❤️

[Paul Armstrong @armoaning]

Have already improved it. Now with bonus Simon Clarke.

[John Bull @garius]

Penny Mordaunt has now been holding that sword longer than Liz Truss was Prime Minister.

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@marksandspencer Cheers. Sent you a DM.

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@marksandspencer went to water my still in cellophane, oriental lily, received last Sunday (Mothers Day). Looks like its come with free flies in the soil. Can I swap it for one without insects pls?

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#insideourautisticminds Such a great programme. Think everyone could benefit from watching it.

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@mitchie66_jones Get your money's worth, don't actively encourage the walking stage and keep him in those sleeping bag thingy's. Should get an extra two years tops 👍

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I miss Bill #BBCBreakfast

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Ah, happy times. Russel Grant and his colourful jumpers, Roland Rat with his cheeky quips, Selina Scott with her smooth voice and good looks and Frank Boff with his prostitute's and coke addiction #BBCBreakfast

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This breaks my heart. His little tail never stopped wagging at them. 💔

[Nature Is Beautiful 🐾 🦋🌏🌸 @AMAZ1NG_NATURE]

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Haven't watched #ThisMorning in years. Is the make-up artist on the show always this heavy handed? 😳