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t w e n t y t w o ♢

[laced with trace 🍾 @traceymarinara]

news flash: men do work at victoria’s secret, and if you have a problem with it then DONT SHOP THERE

[autumn updates @autumns_updates]

Oh my god if Azah takes out Hannah with her first and likely only comp win of the season- I will be SICK

It took you 10 WEEKS to beat Ky and X once. You will NOT have this chance ever again. #bb23

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

woman: aw he’s so cute

me: thanks he’s a rescue

my boyfriend: stop telling people that

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

friend: ”how’s life?“
me: ”everything’s on track thanks“

the track:

[laced with trace 🍾 @traceymarinara]

Honestly, I don’t get why people have to go behind each other’s backs. Either say what you’re saying to my face like a woman, or sit back and shut up. Yeah? Yeah.

[dr. b 🐐 @CheckTheResume]

McGraw-Hill gotta be overwhelmed making these new history books

[Mitch Jones @ComicMitchJones]

This Tanya Roberts story is crazy!

[peach @peachsweet_tea]

Let’s stop romanticizing the bodies we had when we were 16. We were literally children. We are adults now. We have hips, our boobs have been around for longer than 4 years, we are meant to have more fat on our bodies, cellulite is inevitable. Your peak is now, love yourself ✨

[Brother Stone @yertayo]

me when the janitor just mopped and i’m not tryna ruin their work

[Seth @SethShaffer]

Me checking twitter to make sure the Cheesecake Factory is okay

[¢hipskylark. @erykahbadurag_]

every high school teacher: that shit won’t fly in college

that shit in college: 🦅🛫🦉🐝🦇🚀🛸🚁

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

if the textbook is 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 then why don’t you 𝘽𝙐𝙔 𝙄𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙈𝙀

[Madison @mads_lewis]

every t-shirt i’ve bought eventually becomes a pajama top

[laced with trace 🍾 @traceymarinara]

breaking news: robin put the wellington back in the oven for two minutes #HellsKitchen

[laced with trace 🍾 @traceymarinara]

@maeeeeelyn does it get any better 😭 the attitude is real 😂

[laced with trace 🍾 @traceymarinara]

I’m in a constant state of “fuck off” and I NEED HELP 😅

[laced with trace 🍾 @traceymarinara]

YOURE SO RIGHT

[sam⁷ (slow) @sammiee29_]

@taytaypink1 You need me.. thats why