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the wicked witch of the midwest. she/her.

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The j’s of the day

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Huge personal news: the queen of the local birdwatching group has invited me over to bird watch. I am blessed and highly favored.

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One of the few things I like about a corporate job is getting to be a fly on the wall when someone pitches the most batshit insane idea I’ve ever heard

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Calling someone a good egg is the highest form of compliment I have

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Do NOT watch that White Noise movie on netflix. It is genuinely one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, I only made it halfway though. I logged back into Twitter specifically to warn you all.

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The same coworker just asked if I could get soy sauce in Kansas City

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Coworker: where do you live again?
Me: Kansas City
Coworker: in Oklahoma?

No one has ever been that wrong before

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@because_tequila You would’ve loved it back in the day. A lot of boobs

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Why the fuck would I care about @fccincinnati? I don’t live in Ohio, I don’t like Ohio and I have only been to Ohio against my will.

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I’m seeing so many more Twitter ads and they’re less relevant than ever

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Elon Musk is so deeply inept and the only reason anyone thinks otherwise is he was born into massive wealth. Not even a joke, just a fact.

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I went to the paris geller school of anger management

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I’m so worried for her 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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WNBA star Brittney Griner transferred to Russian forced labor camp. Exact location unknown.

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All valid answers but it was one of these things

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There are some vehicles that you see drive by and you just instantly know the owner is an idiot. Any guesses what car it was?

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Elon Musk is a fugly slut

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@nettyvee To be fair, back then it was either real tanning or the jergens healthy glow that smelled like soy beans 🤣

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All these people on tiktok making skincare routine videos but their skin just looks like that cause they’re 23 and never go outside

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@nettyvee LOL screaming the video store! How could I forget