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i have some thoughts

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How I know that being hot is worse than being cold: Hell is hot. 🔥

turn the a/c up and put on a sweater if you’re cold in my house, this isn’t hell this is an igloo

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Oncologist told my mom to try edibles. Luckily I happen to have a some. Mom loves them, then asks me if I can order more from Amazon.

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Mom: This places charges $11 for egg fried rice. I’ll make it myself. Me: Maybe they make it really good. Mom: No. #stillfeisty

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I’m at that point in the evening where I comment on TiKToks. The most likes I’ve gotten on a comment is ~120 and the creator did a video response. Also I got Covid. #LostSuperDodgerStatus

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Mom: The guy is coming at 7 tonight to pick up the drum set. Me: I’m going to hide, I don’t want to talk to anyone. Mom: He doesn’t want to talk to you, either! #keepingitreal #humbled

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@medeasin I forgot it was done by David Fincher! 😱 Iconic

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@medeasin I don’t have answers except to say I’d rather be an Ewok!!

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I’m irrationally pleased that Justin Timberlake is an embarrassing dad now with terrible dance moves. Time is the great equalizer

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@medeasin One of the best videos ever

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Marc and I rarely argue, but today we strongly disagreed about who purchased our kitchen trash can years ago. We both have memories of purchasing this trash can before we even met. #needcouplestherapy #heiswrong

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Congratulations to Chef Buddha on a well-deserved #TopChef win. His ode to his dad made me cry. All the chefs were incredible this season and keep raising the bar!! @tomcolicchio @PadmaLakshmi @gailsimmons keep it coming! 👩🏻‍🍳

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It’s almost 2 AM and I’m reading Snoop Dogg’s Wiki page

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@medeasin I did both and Invisalign is way better

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Maya keeps saying “shit!” randomly. I can’t imagine where she got that from

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@medeasin LOL - I just saw this. I am not good at Twitter

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Me to my 3 yo: I am out of the office today, but will respond as soon as I return. If this is an urgent matter, please contact your dad. Best, Mommy

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The Johnny Depp-Amber Heard case starts tomorrow a few miles away from me, and I just want to know if Elon is going to testify in person.

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Maya learned the most terrible word last week

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I was just force fed apple skins by my 3 year old and I just ate them because that’s my life now

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The Washington Generals sounds better and it covers all the armed forces. Also sounds better than the Commanders. But a new name is good progress. #washingtonfootballteam