Michael Paredes

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

San Antonio, TEXAS was one of the best crowds of ALLLLLLLL time & that’s including every tour I’ve ever been apart of for my whole entire career. #GagCitySanAntonio 👑🇲🇽 I had no clue my Mexican Barbz would be this deep tonight but wow. Te Amo mucho. En serio. Para siempre. 🎀

[Meep Meep Nation @MeepMeepNation]

Hello @TexasFootball no need to practice for next week.

Pls.

[Michael Paredes @track_paredes]

😸

[Michael Paredes @track_paredes]

Ross in Brownsville at max capacity rn

[Michael Paredes @track_paredes]

Blew the hobby lobby restroom up

[Michael Paredes @track_paredes]

@luke_lawhorn 😭😭

[FloTrack @FloTrack]

We’re still speechless.

Here’s the moment Kelvin Kiptum made history at the #ChicagoMarathon

He clocks 2:00:35 and smashes Kipchoge’s previous marathon world record of 2:01:09 😨

[Jamiroquai @JamiroquaiHQ]

“Travelling Without Moving… which is what we all seem to be doing on the planet at the moment!” - Jay Kay

Released 27 years ago today 🚀 Which is your favourite track from this album?

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Pop is headed to the HOF

One of the best coaches to ever do it 📝

[Michael Paredes @track_paredes]

Why on earth are y’all ordering tacos from chipotle

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

You rocking with Steph’s starting five? 👀

(via @buzzfeed)

[Michael Paredes @track_paredes]

@luke_lawhorn Lowkey…look man some people order all the liquid options and it straight up becomes a soup wrapped in a tortilla. There’s fr no way I can wrap that sometimes

[Michael Paredes @track_paredes]

Please stop ordering burritos at Chipotle

[Michael Paredes @track_paredes]

@luke_lawhorn Bowl is the same price and you get twice as much food

[Michael Paredes @track_paredes]

@bigbirdbtch

[ClarkQuill97 @CQuill97]

Twitter dorks who are roasting David for not being muscular enough, this is how Cavill looked when he auditioned for Superman.