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[topher christiansen @TrackStRunaway]

@JaneKizabiMD @belatweets2u It would always be pronounced as lake-in regardless of the spelling

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

I love mitski & her long as hell titles. she’s all “KILL ME INSIDE OF THE BROKEN MOUTH OF YOUR BURNING BUILDING.” take all of my money !!!!!!

[‎ ً @HailEternal]

IT’S CALLED TWITTER BECAUSE
WE TWEET LIKE LITTLE BIRDS

TWITTER IS TWITTER!

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

Carl Marx. Communist manifesto. Wikipedia.

[Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing]

Water tower
Friend, NE

[bon jovi @rhart94]

hot summer nights ~ mid july ~

[aria @rnostardently]

rip jane austen who died on this day in 1817. thanks for writing life changing novels about a bunch of people going to each other's houses

[topher christiansen @TrackStRunaway]

jolted awake in a cold sweat last night with "numbers are like the alphabet but a little evil" on my mind so yeah I'd say I'm handling stress well

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

Dolly would never do this. She’d be like “well you GOTto take a pitcher beCAWs one day yer gonna take a look atcherself and say my, my, my, whatever happened to those years? now me, I just cawl my favorite surgeon. I don’t have shame. take a photo honey. it’ll last longer.”

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

the people’s republic of Elmo’s World

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

We used to be a proper country.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Wuthering Heights is a cautionary tale of what can happen when you go for a little walk

[max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️ @helixisms]

“oh blue jays aren’t actually blue the structure of their feathers just causes blue light to reflect off of them” yeah buddy that’s how color works for everything. they’re blue.

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

Since today is 7/11…

[topher christiansen @TrackStRunaway]

America Ferrera deserved an Oscar for her phone monologue

[topher christiansen @TrackStRunaway]

If 10 year old me was right about anything it's that Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants is a cinematic masterpiece

[topher christiansen @TrackStRunaway]

Half this list revolves around fixing shitty wifi service and the rest are basic cleaning/organizational tasks??? What landlord is organizing your pantry for you?? Be fr

[Tiago Forte @fortelabs]

In case you're considering buying a home, here's a typical list of pending household projects I have going at any given time

This is only 2/3 of the list