Tracy Robison

Don't even think about it

[Ali Hashem علي هاشم @Alihashem]

A well-informed Iranian source has told me that Tehran has officially received the American response to Iran’s proposal, and Washington has rejected Iran’s conditions in their entirety.

Iranian negotiating team included five conditions that must be met before entering into talks on the nuclear file:
1.Ending the war on all fronts
2.Lifting all sanctions
3.Releasing frozen assets
4.Compensating for war damages and losses
5.Recognition of Iran’s sovereign right over the Strait of Hormuz

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@RetroNewsNow Can you name the show where Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts had previously aired?

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@dpshow Six Pack with Kenny Rogers

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@ChefReactions I prefer jam over jelly, preferably grape.

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Charlie Smalls wrote Ease on Down the Road, not Quincy Jones

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@StephenM Remember when you had shoe polish for hair? I do

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@atrupar Trump's hairdressers working their magic

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@SamSykesSwears And Billy Bibbit

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@seanonolennon It's not like he's standing there completely naked to the world

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@shapsio They went green lights only during The Vibration of Life at my first show (11/19/94)

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@RexChapman This one has its hook deeply embedded in me https://t.co/p1Kyo9np4i

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@dpshow FYI Will Shortz has been doing the rhyme time game on NPR during Weekend Morning Addition for years

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@TheGoodLiars Flounder still pledging Delta House?

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@awfulannouncing Anything can look nefarious in slow mo

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@PaulPabst It's like reliving Stanford v USC
Two nights of this crap eats away at ones soul

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@ProFootballTalk Are you questioning the health benefits of pulverized used car tires?

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@RLM712 @ryanarey Lego Batman movie and the second Harry Potter film both knocked me out.

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@KrangTNelson Lady!

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@andrewperloff Yesterday you were the man, today you're just the also ran. - OJ Simpson

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@ThinkingAtheist The guy(s) showing how a banana perfectly fits the human hand.