Jake

I trade ES

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@fnjt1973 @ImBreckWorsham @jerry_woj What did she say that wasn't true?

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@DougAMacgregor Sounds like they still have a military doesn't it?

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@TradingThomas3 Market on this news: ^^^^^^^^^^

Iran: "that didn't actually happen, he's lying"

Market: ----------------------

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@UfoZoomer @BrilynHollyhand This dude was still wetting the bed when Obama was in office.

I guess that's not saying much because he probably does it still to this day.

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@GodfatherGSCS @greendragonhq Lowest point during Biden: 371,580,000 barrels

As of May 29th: 357,000,000 barrels

Ok, so I know these numbers are way too big for you to understand, but the recent number is LESS THAN the lowest point under Biden.

I hope this helps you become a little smarter.

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@spectatorindex Targeting them with what?

Our president who's never lied in his entire life told us their whole military is destroyed.

And since he's never lied one single time, basically his word is as good as the Bible.

Praise our lord and savior Donald Trump. 😂

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@Angry_Staffer How would Iran be firing back?

Trump said they have nothing left to fire. He even said the only thing they have left is BB guns.

Wait... Did he lie? No way.

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@BrettErickson28 But Hegseth said its "not a restart to the war" 😂

It's funny they actually think we're all as stupid as MAGA when it's only half of us that fall for everything they say

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@HealthRanger A "secret mission" made up in an attempt to manipulate the markets.

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@EricLDaugh This guy has got to be the stupidest fucker on X.

"Yeah Trump! Trump is the best 🔥🔥 I fuckin love him 🔥🔥 he doesn't do anything wrong 🔥🔥 he's so cool! I love suckin on his orange dick 🍆 I'm so stupid, I believe everything he says 🔥🔥"

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@EvanAKilgore @LindseyGrahamSC The Bible says something about worshipping false idols... You'd think that for so many self proclaimed "Christians" it would go against what they believe in to worship not only a false idol, but a pile of pedophile, con-man, fraudulent shit.

Oh yeah, they're not real Christians.

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@jeffersonation1 These fucking MAGA losers are never going to shut up about "rigged elections" when they lose mid-terms in spectacular fashion. They're going to be totally insufferable. But, your post is a good example of exactly why that's going to happen.

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@Stalin4Bernie @acnewsitics You would have had a heart attack if Biden did anything Trump has done this term and you know it.

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@5149jamesli I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking it.

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@rhauck777 @JessicaTarlov Prove it.

Prove to me they have "no air force or navy".

You have zero proof of this. The only proof you have is the word of your lord and savior Donald Trump. His word is worth about as much as the dog shit in my back yard.

Dumbass.

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@SpencerHakimian Besides the power to shoot down one of our helicopters (allegedly), and also the power to continue to keep the strait closed...

Someone needs to put dementia grandpa down for his nap.

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@glenn_tunes It is decimated according to Trump.

So, the only reasonable answer is that they are magicians, and they pulled whatever they shot that helicopter down with straight from their ass. Magic!

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@BrettErickson28 Have we got any proof this thing was shot down? Lol maybe this is just an excuse to start dropping bombs again to make it look like we're just "retaliating". Hate to think this way but hey it's possible 🤷‍♂️

The only thing I've seen is "Trump says" apache was shot down.

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@StockOptionCole I don't feel bad for all the traders on X who thought the market would just go up in a straight line forever though. They were getting very annoying.

[Jake @Trader_JakeC]

@RagingBull767 The issue is that they weren't close to having a nuclear weapon. There was zero credible proof of it. You were lied to and believed it. Just like everything else you believe that Trump says. That's the problem here.