Lemonchello

[👸 @escapetomarss_]

love a man that’s touchy feely and affectionate😍

[Lemonchello @tradergurl69]

@BrianEntin Well, oooppss.

[William A Goldsborough @WmAG_V]

PLEASE DONT BLOCK ME!! 🤣🤣🤣

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Trump is booed in Madison Square Garden

[Al B. Sure! @OfficialAlBSure]

@SIwant2be Can anyone tell the OG who this 🤡 is? And how did a business trip on @United from @CLTAirport to @IAH turn into this individual having an “I need attention” panic attack reality show on social media? Would this happen to be the same sweaty, nervous individual in the coke bottle glasses sitting next to me in 1st class, nervously shaking as if he were a 13 year old girl sitting next to Justin Beiber? I sat quietly, in my seat, minding my business as usual in a #covidmask to avoid these periodic episodes during travel.

Prior to boarding my security detail flagged him in the terminal as a “potential incident”. They recognize attention seeking agitators from a mile away like clockwork. Indeed, they were correct.

After boarding the plane he witnessed a few (very respectful) passengers that recognized me (with mask on) request selfies. He then randomly stood up from his window seat, “unsolicited” stating someting about “when he speaks in a room, people recognize his voice.” I thought to myself “Oh bless his heart, maybe he’s a comedian and was auditioning for an introduction to @HeyLuenell.”

To anyone who knows this creepy #UnitedPassenger that so desperately wants to be famous, and violated the OG’s personal airspace by sniffing me and staring at my midsection while I napped during flight, feel free to identify him in the comments. Was he on a reality show that i, or the other passengers should know and didn’t acknowledge his presence? Here’s your opportunity, now you’re famous. Be careful what you wish for.

In all seriousness, if he has any real friends please advise him to seek therapy or some sort of professional medical care before he attempt this nonsense with someone else that won’t be as kind and humble as a 57 year old @OfficialAlBSure that’s accustomed to this type of anxious behavior, 40 years deep in the game.

I’m a humbly grateful organ transplant recipient, recovering from a near death medical crisis and coma caused by someone who oddly enough resembles and acts just like this individual.

#UnitedAirlines Please investigate. Loyal #1K passenger, Mr. Brown 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Lemonchello @tradergurl69]

@BrianEntin Pick up the ransom? Idk

[Lemonchello @tradergurl69]

@BrianEntin The entire investigation is a joke. Poor lady.

[Lemonchello @tradergurl69]

@BrianEntin It’s a male and female.

[Lemonchello @tradergurl69]

@BrianEntin He needs to say where the kid is.

[Lemonchello @tradergurl69]

@WFLAJB For real, what happened?

[Blake Oliver @BlakeTOliver]

@JerryKe06452906 Welcome to a world in which employees have to live an hour or more away from the office because they can’t afford housing any closer

[Lemonchello @tradergurl69]

#dariuscrooks

[Lemonchello @tradergurl69]

@BrianEntin 👀

[Lemonchello @tradergurl69]

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[Lemonchello @tradergurl69]

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[Lemonchello @tradergurl69]

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[Lemonchello @tradergurl69]

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