Matt

Bet on people hitting a ball round a park in order to buy animals that run round in circles

[Matt @tradermatt106]

@nellbergcricket Wtf is covid25? World is so cooked

[Matt @tradermatt106]

That was a fucking clinic my god

[Matt @tradermatt106]

City have failed to score against saints and palace in 3h and tbh have barely looked like scoring. Their strategy appears to be give it to Doku and hope. And that’s it 😂

[Matt @tradermatt106]

There’s guna be like 11 mins of added time here and will be a meltdown

[Matt @tradermatt106]

Someone is going to shoot an absurd number at quail today. Loads at enormous odds worth a few darts

[Matt @tradermatt106]

“Lift that trophy” 🤣🤣🤣 cun+ you don’t play anymore

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

🚨 ABD IS COMING TO INDIA. 🚨

AB De Villiers said, "if RCB makes it to the Final, I'll be there at the stadium. Nothing will give me more pleasure than to lift that trophy with Virat Kohli. I've tried that for many many years (smiles)".

[Matt @tradermatt106]

Cracking cup final now

[Matt @tradermatt106]

Hilarious fair don’t have runs markets up for uae v bangs

[Matt @tradermatt106]

@ZeusODea @hgdaus She could only dream of getting split by a globetrotting, South Korean politics slaying, gooroo like yourself ole boy #dhtphtg

[Matt @tradermatt106]

@ZeusODea @hgdaus Little does she know your putrid limbs are no more. Rumour has it these days my guy lifts 👀

[Matt @tradermatt106]

Bob Mac the only one at odds I can half see. The rest fuck

[Matt @tradermatt106]

@SKD1884 “Imagine the average man, then realise that half of them are more stupid than him”

[Matt @tradermatt106]

Lmfao Rory you dead set 🥛

[Matt @tradermatt106]

Orrrrrr not

[Matt @tradermatt106]

Scottie got this shit dead to rights eh. Disgusting price but dead set unless Bryson starts hitting good wedges who the fuck else is going to stand up

[Matt @tradermatt106]

@SKD1884 Where?

[Matt @tradermatt106]

@SKD1884 You know the yanks did the whole philosophers stone treatment to it 😂 fuck me I hate them

[Matt @tradermatt106]

@SKD1884 Hang on. Frodo in green st wasn’t interesting to you?

[Matt @tradermatt106]

Golf comms so elite. Imagine being “all out of sync” and 3/1 for a major ffs

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

Cole palmer’s mascot is bigger than him🤣