TA🤸‍♂️LOR

a condescending con descending he/him

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

i was the hottest most available person at that baby shower

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

she said “take a selfie… no get your whole face in the picture”

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

i’m a 33-year-old man and I have a coffee date with a little old lady that i met in the discount section of hobby lobby tomorrow

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

@brainshaw what’s a podcast?

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[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

i need an air tag on literally everything i own… i need one on me

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

i broke down and bought 8

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

if anyone has a dry erase marker i can have lmk

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

i’m doing the wrong thing again

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

@brainshaw straight tone blends, brian

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

why is fixing the ac in my car more expensive than fixing the ac in my house (btw they are both out rn)

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

…what do you mean a 22 year old can be a top?

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

suspicious

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

hear me out… crunchy ice cream

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

i love being gay

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

i can’t be wrong so it must be a mandela effect

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

nothing brings the same type of joy that putting together a spice mix in a little bowl does.

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

i just don’t know if i can get over another crush on an idiot. this might have to be the last one.

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

ok who sent the second one

[TA🤸‍♂️LOR @tradosaurusrex]

who sent me a pizza