Saul Goodhomie....

⚖️ Criminal Defense/Civil Rights Attorney
The Stone that the Builder Refused • φνπ👌🏿.....

[ken @JaiIpose]

Chick asked Dr. Umar if she could massage his back he said not rn sista don’t distract me wit da lower chakras lmfao

[Saul Goodhomie.... @traedthelaw]

“When is ‘Javontae’ getting out of jail” - *Javontae….

[Saul Goodhomie.... @traedthelaw]

My client looks and sounds like chance the rapper and exclusively refers to himself in third person, this really the best job lol….

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

but whitey’s on the moon

[Saul Goodhomie.... @traedthelaw]

Dick wolf will pay for what he’s done to American jurisprudence….

[public universal enemy @HegelUndrstnder]

Prosecutors get the bad guys and defense attorneys lie for fun is an extremely common sentiment and it’s 100% based on watching law and order etc lol

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

In my worst moments as a public defender it feels like the system is so stacked against my clients that I’m just there so they can check the box saying my client had a lawyer while the state throws them into a meat grinder. A lot of people think it should only ever be that way.

[Saul Goodhomie.... @traedthelaw]

Oh us? The criminal defense attorneys? we only ensure that your constitutionally protected 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th (see also 1st, 2nd, 9th, 13th, and 14th) amendment rights actually mean something, excuse us i guess 🙄….

[Saul Goodhomie.... @traedthelaw]

Prosecutor got no client, gets to blame their boss for their decisions, the judge is one of them 9 times out of ten, they sit directly in the juries face, they go first at trial and last, and their biggest opposition is the constitution itself….

[Brian L. Frye @brianlfrye]

Being a prosecutor is the easiest job in the legal profession, but somehow they still fuck it up.

[Saul Goodhomie.... @traedthelaw]

When it get cracking yah let me know, i have contributions….

[croptopsandcourtrooms @croptopsllc]

When can we have a mass anti prosecutor discourse for once?! Yall think we are bad?! You have no idea.

[Saul Goodhomie.... @traedthelaw]

Innocent people plead guilty everyday B….

[Saul Goodhomie.... @traedthelaw]

If you or your loved ones were affected by the Paul Pierce self inflatable basketball, you may be entitled to compensation….

[nw@l @nastywomanatlaw]

telling the court you are in contact with your client and you're not sure why they aren't at this hearing but we'd love a continuance

[Saul Goodhomie.... @traedthelaw]

Your honor, i told my granny what you did last time, she said be nice to me…

[Saul Goodhomie.... @traedthelaw]

Clarence Thomas is king of all fuck niggas….

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

bringing in clients: hell yea

having clients: oh what the fuck

[Allison Widder (she/her) @elhijodealli7]

Every time

[croptopsandcourtrooms @croptopsllc]

Some lawyers are so absolutely insufferable that I understand why people hate all of us.