Traer Schon

Nothing to see here — yet.

[Chicago Reader @Chicago_Reader]

Two inept benchwarmers with the Bulls have to get in the game for the 1996 NBA championship in a new comedy at Annoyance. https://t.co/2HIWuKS1yM

[FOX 32 News @fox32news]

What happens when two basketball misfits stumble into the legendary lineup of the 1996 Chicago Bulls? https://t.co/NROdiHzOaW

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

can't image any of my followers are still active on here however on the off chance that you are ... please come see my new play BULL!! We have worked hard on it and I think it is fun! 🙂https://t.co/bKCP6q5Gw1

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

nice to see him put party aside and be an ally to fellow senile lawmakers of all stripes 🩷

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

The media ought to lay off Senator Fetterman

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

Tonight I find myself up Shit Creek* without a paddle**

*near the city’s only Arby’s
**my Arby’s gift card

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

They should collab

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Luigi Mangione drew more supporters to his court hearing than Donald Trump’s, according to reporter.

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

They say you die twice: Once when you're canceled by Peacock and again later, when you're canceled by Netflix

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

For those of you sick and twisted enough to still use this site and unwell enough to eagerly join another

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

The rasterized monstrosities I cobble together with just Preview, Pages and free-version Canva would make many graphic designers tremble in fear

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

no one at this bar knows I’m wearing a Fitbit 😏

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

it’s like … have some self respect

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

I know journalism is dead because the local Chicago news keeps having improvisers on to promote their shows

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

Trump is obsessed with switching races because he wants to switch back to his race against Biden

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

@joeworldwideweb terrified I’m too late but i’m pro-breakfast at all hours

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

They say it’s hard to find community in the city. If that’s true then tell me why the woman working at the most disgusting Dunkin in the city recognizes my face 🤔

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

@UssalCrab2 incredible analysis here

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

will be cutting back on spending for the rest of the month as I focus on paying off the 12 oz. mocha I bought this morning 🙏

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

the award for the most random time zone goes to mountain time hands down

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

exactly…

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

this diva

[Traer Schon @traerschon]

you don’t have to know about Noah Kahan if you don’t want to