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I always have a place at the Dairy Queen

[traesie @traesie]

@RedEyeGuy74 @paradeofdreams Are you ok

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Beautiful gag in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) where Marilyn Monroe and Lauren Bacall are fantasizing about marrying a wealthy man and then it cuts to Betty Grable who is just dreaming about a delicious sandwich

[traesie @traesie]

The Leftovers

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

sometimes the ultimate message of a tv show is that the bible is awesome

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Everyone watch Somebody Somewhere NOW

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

whenever someone on twitter tries to imagine 30 rock plots or dialogue it just hammers home how good that show is because you’re all horrible at it

[traesie @traesie]

No like this was one of the first movies I watched in the hospital after a traumatic birth and being able to laugh like this after 48 hrs was a true gift

[CM @conormurrayTM]

“That’s funny, I’ve never heard of a George Glass at our sküle” is the greatest line delivery of all time.

[traesie @traesie]

Levi’s, Wrangler… Osh Kosh b’gosh?

[CM @conormurrayTM]

Christine Taylor as Marcia Brady is one of the greatest onscreen performances.

[traesie @traesie]

He’s actually literally in Rockland County rn instead which is hilarious

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding?

Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.

[👑 @aniiayaaa]

yesterday I turned 22 and saw this omw to work GOD LOVES ME .

[traesie @traesie]

I find that I miss it

[critter @BecomingCritter]

remember when we used to intentionally put microplastics in everything

[traesie @traesie]

well yes

[Undiscovered History @HistoryUnd]

A Polaroid of Steve Carell on his first day at The Second City, circa 1989.

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Virginia has declared INDEPENDENCE.

The Virginia Convention claims that the colony is now an INDEPENDENT STATE.

[traesie @traesie]

@gracecamille_ - Uber eats/doordash gift card / some way to provide some food
- baby pj’s - people give so many cute outfits but we can never get enough footie pajamas
- depending how close you are/willing to spend, a bottle washer genuinely changed our life

[•R•S• @Ay_Blinkin]

Starry Night (1918) by Edward Henry Potthast

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they should invent a my neighbors who shut the fuck up

[traesie @traesie]

I was once calling someone out for being a dick to my friend and she goes “are you referring to one of our mutual contacts?”

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

people who use the word “community” when they literally just mean “friends”

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Papa John’s becomes the first pizza franchise to offer nationwide online ordering.

[Kevin O’Neill @KevinBuffalo]

True: two years ago I brought my 5-year old to pick out a Mother’s Day card and she chose the category card.
And her mom still cherishes it…