the rise and fall of a midwest princess

i put the 4 on my back then i went number 1, i feel like my name is lando norris // im in a mclaren, i guess thats a foreign? still smokin on papaya orange

[﹐ @MahomesPR]

Need a subway rat to chew on Wemby’s achilles like it’s a wire tonight

[slayr @countdragons]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME.
IF YOUR NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY KIND OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW. (part 2)

[T @Toytweets_]

Sam finally got some play and now he’s moving mad #loveisland

[bum @BattleRapBum]

#GhettoTechno

[Annie @digitalestrogn]

tell me with a straight face this second song isnt ai

[levy @1929stockcrash]

saw a man showing off his reversible George Floyd-Jeff Epstein puffer at wash square today

[outfit repeater @bat_faced]

The 27 packets of diablo taco bell sauce got the landlord special this is my 9/11

[i like cars @MemesOfCars]

"Suspect is driving something" 😭

[brain dump @name_redacted_]

older male customer today gave all the girl servers a $100 bill. except for me. for me he showed me that he put my name in a list of women in his notes app #whatdatmean

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If they put me on love island I’d start eating people

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

“did a perfect front dive into the sicilian sea” is the most action bronson bar of all time

[Kicko @infamousbxdon]

You can tell meek mill has no inner monologue whatsoever nigga moves thru life like he swapped souls with a squirrel

[Dejon Paul 🏁🏆 @dejonpaul_]

LA rapper Fenix Flexin from Shoreline Mafia came with a new sound for his single “Rubberz”! Do you think this will be LA’s song of the summer? 👀

[THERAVADA @THERAVADA]

Every time i see the fedex logo im like damn man that designer lost his mind w that one

[❛ rye ༉‧₊˚ @ryephobic]

love my mom

[용기 @kimchicel]

My Mayor’s a lesbian
My tacos are Mexican
My chicks have dicks
Spurs win in 6!!!

[bum @BattleRapBum]

he eat her phone, that’s a data byte

[remx @biigrem]

My no dick getting neighbor stay filing noise complaints on me to the leasing office. plot twist-I be fucking the leasing office girl. My neighbor don’t know that she complaining about noises to the bitch that I be making the noises with in the first place. That’s ruff

[Brayton Laster @TheOnePizzaMan]

This happened during my FWD feature last night at the Speedrome, and I have to say, it’s one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen.

[Dogfucker @rotnbrain]

just skullfucked a Tinder date in the Walmart bathroom so hard the automatic toilet kept flushing like it was applauding