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Engineer, martial artist, acrobat, oenophile, occasional dancer, and jack of most trades. Not the airborne one in my profile picture.

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@PennyRed I hate ‘reality’ TV but would watch if you were the lady on the boat. I want to see you chucking dudes over the gunwale.

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@heatherbimages @FlyersNation @NHLFlyers @BroadStHockey I know I’ve said this before, but I cannot say it enough times. You are so very good at what you do, it’s delightful. 🤩😍

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@hinx His name is Brian, do with that what you will.

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@atlmeagsnow The responses to this (absolutely correct and justified) tweet are disgusting and prove what a cesspool this hellsite has become. I don’t know what’s wrong with these people, but you keep on, lady.

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@hinx @DanKnightly HEY you stop that, that comment could be taken as deprecating one of my favorite Philly hockey podcasters!

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@DrEvilGritty I heard Michkov hates gingers.

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@hinx I have been considering getting one of those for years, I will check in later and see how you like it.

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@Kurt_BSH @EvolvingHockey The reason I have mixed feelings right now is because it doesn’t feel like they saved any AAV. This number is at the high end of what I think Konecny could’ve expected after recent signings.

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@Kurt_BSH @EvolvingHockey Mostly agree, but I think that Konecny’s numbers are likely to get a little bump in the next couple years (assuming the Flyers actually have an NHL-ready PP at some point), which would mean he might be tradable in the right circumstance.

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@Kurt_BSH @EvolvingHockey I agreed until I heard that the deal includes an NMC for SIX YEARS.

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@kaitieeexoxo I have always assumed that your living room looked like a box suite from Ball Arena with a wall-sized photo from when the Avs won the Cup.

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@YaBoyCoots Wait, Lecavalier and not Jagr or Forsberg???

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@PHLY_Flyers @PHLY_Sports @mortgagecs @charlieo_conn @BILLadelPHLY I assume you already have the infamous 2004 Ottawa/Flyers game on the list, yeah?

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@kaitieeexoxo Er. Yo, not up.

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@kaitieeexoxo You shut up mouf!

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@charlieo_conn Obvs just trade them Risto.

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@hinx I WILL DRIVE OVER THERE AND BURN THEIR HOUSE TO THE GROUND.

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nhl teams, ranked by if i could take their mascot in a fight

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@jfdemarini @charlieo_conn Teams should be able to trade coaches. We’ll give the Bolts Torts and Zamula in return for Cooper and a d-man to be named later. Can you imagine what internet speculation would look like??

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@Kurt_BSH I am very sad to see that the Twitter handle RodrigoTheBull has already been taken, because Bartulis set an excellent precedent for his countryman.