Arby 🌼

a good toothbrush makes all the difference
she/her/hers

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

I can’t wait to see all of my possessions when I get to heaven

[Arby 🌼 @tragicyearner]

Playing with a slug them a rat ran by. Straight out of a fairytale 🧚

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

When someone doesnt text me back in 5 seconds i assume they found out. Found out about what exactly? Im not even sure myself

[Arby 🌼 @tragicyearner]

My personal hell is morning talk radio

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Phone: Do not take your normal way to work. There’s something fucked up with it. Take this bullshit way.

Me: No. I’d rather be late going the normal way than go the bullshit way.

Phone: That was a test, and you passed. Your normal way is 3 minutes faster than the bullshit way

[하루 @i_like_ai0]

밥 먹을 땐 개도 안건드리는데..

[Coach John Henry @coachjhenry90]

My buddy said he’s been hanging curtains all day, bro sent me ts. I’m crying

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

Arkansas City Daily Traveler, Kansas, August 26, 1905

[CombatPigeon96 🚀 @CombatPigeon96]

Capitalism in theory: companies innovate to have the best product
Capitalism in practice:

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

when you scroll your phone: how sad. mindless. no inner life to speak of

when i scroll my phone: haha! i am learning so much at an astonishing speed. these jokes are so unique

[Arby 🌼 @tragicyearner]

Welly waterproof bandages are revolutionary

[わたぬき けい @__dog__mark__]

Oh

[Michelle Ku @thebigmeeshy]

cow solitaire

[Arby 🌼 @tragicyearner]

I love coming back home to be with my products

[kat @seafairyservant]

Was trying to order a turkey bacon club but asked for a “turken bakey club”