Abdul Rouf

Terlanjur Bahagia Jadi Duda
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[Luana @Ernijasin]

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Anak Kecil aja Tau Dilarang JOMBLO..
Capres Koq JOMBLO..
JOMBLO Koq Nyapres..

#JanganPilihCapresJomblo
#17AprilTengelamkanPrabowo

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[Joko Widodo @jokowi]

Bukan hujan yang membuat saya basah kuyup di Kota Batam siang ini, tapi peluh yang menganak sungai. Sinar matahari sedang terik-teriknya, tapi puluhan ribu warga Kepulauan Riau rela menunggu di Lapangan Temenggung Abdul Jamal, Mukakuning.

Batam luar biasa!

[Bangkitnya Agama Adat Nusantara (GBMYLKSKVXYWQ) @agama_nusantara]

BBC News Indonesia - Dampak hukuman rajam bagi LGBT, akun media sosial hotel-hotel mewah milik Brunei dihapus https://t.co/EiRPmwVzZo

[tempo.co @tempodotco]

Hebat, PBB Pakai 350 Panser Anoa Buatan Pindad https://t.co/k31vPu18Z4

[Susi Pudjiastuti @susipudjiastuti]

https://t.co/nKLkRO4kOp

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

After increasing the catch of Indonesian fishermen by 14% and their profits by 12%, Pudjiastuti certainly deserves the accolade...and a nap.

We love you Ibu Susi. 😘

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

In 2017, a picture of her sleeping on a couch in a waiting area of JFK Airport went viral. Pudjiastuti was tired after attending a UN maritime forum in New York.

At the UN, Leonardo DiCaprio compliment her efforts in combating illegal fishing and for protecting the sea.

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

After the tsunami that hit Aceh, her planes (used to transport lobsters to Japan and Hong Kong) were one of the first to fly in and deliver humanitarian aid to the survivors.

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

Not finishing high school did not stop our gal from becoming a successful seafood entrepreneur. As she was known for exporting high quality lobsters, here she is in a photo shoot featuring her beloved lobsters.

Yes beshycakes, that's a lobster on her head. We stan forever 😍🦞

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

Kicked out of high school for political activism, she is the first Indonesian to be appointed minister without a high school education. She eventually got her diploma just last year.

*Imee Marcos left the group chat.

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

...while still rocking those tats.

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

A style icon, your kween mixes fab shawls and chic eye-wear with traditional Indonesian kebaya and batik...

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

Here's another image of her, wearing a 4-star beret while sipping coffee onboard a patrol vessel, immortalized in a Japanese manga strip:

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

Filipino *bloggers* and *influencers* cannot even deal with Madam Pudjiastuti's summer pics.

#VitaminSea #TakeMeBack #SunSandSea #blessed #ThisIsTheLife #LifeIsABeach

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

The image has become iconic of her. How iconic?

Well, here's Pudjiastuti wearing a shoe featuring that image. #Pudjiastutiception

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

This is her casually sipping coffee and smoking while kayaking

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

Yep, that's her doing stretches on the deck of an Indonesian warship.☝️

...and this is her taking lying under a machine gun, while smoking 👇

[Bruja Babalina Babajee @BrujaDelDemonio]

Considered to be one of the most bad-ass government officials of Indonesia, (and of this planet) Pudjiastuti gained the respect of her countrymen and the world for for ordering the seizure and sinking of foreign fishing vessels intruding into Indonesia's fishing grounds.