Matthew Strachota

Right-wing hippie.

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

Ok, I don’t really tweet but I read them sometimes and…how do so few people on here understand what a “joke” is? It’s wild

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

@NDFootball @NDonNBC @peacockTV I’m thinking there are more fans than just me that would have enjoyed watching that TD. Well done folks y’all are killing it with this stupid idea

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

@EHansenNDI I’d love to have seen it but this app is terrible. Why do we have a tv deal again?

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

@NDFootball @NDonNBC @peacockTV how and why did you put so much effort into creating such a terrible app? Also, South Florida, UAB, UConn, Mercer, San Jose State, and Buffalo are a few examples of teams I can watch on my TV. The University of Notre Dame is not on that list

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

Dear @NDFootball and @NDonNBC please go fuck yourselves

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

@PTI @espn what’s with the long runtime? Surely you are aware that anyone who doesn’t work in an airport bar watches the show on the dvr?

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

Am I supposed to put periods at the end of tweets or are they like text messages that we leave open? Asking for an old man friend

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

Fuck. I’m so over it I’m gonna start twittering again. Next stop, MySpace.

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

I really miss killing women and children with drones, I miss putting people in cages because they smoke weed, I miss making it legal to assassinate underage US citizens without trial. The guy we have now is an asshole but let’s be honest about recent history.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Give me a heart if you miss Barack Obama in the White House.

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

Well, they let me back on. Done unfollowing all the people I never heard of, now how do I delete the retweet I didn’t do? #thisthingseemstobemorehasslethanitsworth

[JANET JACKSON UK 🇬🇧 @JanetJacksonUK]

This year... a momentous occasion is coming! #janetAlbum25 May 18th 1993. Let’s all celebrate in style... if we #JanFam pick one song from the album to stream in the lead up to the 25th anniversary- what will that song be? #StreamJanet #janetAlbum25 Let’s make it chart again!

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

@rawfonz see, you get it. But no, none of the regularly scheduled Sunday programming!

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

It's Sunday and there's no Shawshank or Harry Potter and the best game on is Stanford/Colorado? Thanks for nothin TV.

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

Whoa, Nellie! Fall Saturdays haven't been the same since you retired. I hear in Heaven it's… https://t.co/qsAly6Fgh1

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

Though I worry that "shithole" is a distraction from perpetual war abroad and the racist war on drugs and loss of liberties at home.

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

This guy's smarter than me, so I'll let him say it. https://t.co/ep1eGbN4uN

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

@Foxworth24 vegan anything.

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

I would vote for @Stugotz790 solely on a platform of playing the Super Bowl on Saturday. #stugotz2020

[Matthew Strachota @traildusterband]

While we can @MandiStrachota can we bask in Duke being alone in last place in the ACC? #ihatechristianlaettner #ncaam