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@postjawline 🥲

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Come to Brazil

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When my wife is ready to go to sleep she texts me “Come To Brazil”

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The crime: your attitude
The sentence: passive-aggressively unplugging your margarita machine

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Can you get mad about what someone did in a lucid dream?

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I Left My Heart In South Dakota

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@postjawline 🙂

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Lemme flex for a moment

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@postjawline This is news to me 😂

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@postjawline What is going on at D&D 😂

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Men really live like this

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Same

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Sunning my balls rn

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@postjawline why

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Messages w wife (I have adhd)

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For the record, I won the duel 🥰

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5 o clock rolls around and it’s literally OVER for wife, she ain’t READY, count your days woman!!!!!