Affront Ranger

Riding high in a fandangled sky.

[Affront Ranger @trailnrail]

I worry that something very bad will happen to me someday, and everyone in a position to help will just film & post it online instead.

[Affront Ranger @trailnrail]

@RuschaWrites @dcwoodruff Agreed, but: snowplow = roads; snow shovel = sidewalks.

[Affront Ranger @trailnrail]

@denverpost @elephant_energy

[Elephant Energy 🐘🔌⚡🔋🏡 @elephant_energy]

We were featured today in the @denverpost!

Thanks @JudithKohler for illuminating why *now* is an incredible time to electrify your home🏠, due to rising gas prices📈 AND unprecedented financial incentives💵

#Denver #Boulder #IRA #electrifyeverything

https://t.co/iwiw6OiPcs

[Andrew Kenney @AndyKnny]

Which one of you made this.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The internet is broken at the stadium, so Northwestern & Nebraska have been drinking for free since the 1st quarter.

The result? An elite snake cup.

[Red Rocks Park & Amphitheatre @RedRocksCO]

That Jesus set was 🔥

[Affront Ranger @trailnrail]

@AbeytaCBS4 Nice things. Why we can’t have nice things.

[Affront Ranger @trailnrail]

Anybody with a worried mind can never forgive the sight
Of wicked snakes inside a place you thought was dignified

[New Jersey @NJGov]

shoutout to your mom

[Affront Ranger @trailnrail]

@GrawlixComedy Challenge idea: go camping together and @leavenotrace!

[Affront Ranger @trailnrail]

@SteveStaeger @TaRhondaThomas @LizKotalik @jennifermeckles I love this!

[maxpotter.bsky.social @maxapotter]

Text from a friend. Exactly. … Eggggsactly.

[Affront Ranger @trailnrail]

Buried the lede, guys

[Reuters @Reuters]

Will Smith wins first Oscar for tenacious father in 'King Richard' https://t.co/NrWVQ2XC2r

[Affront Ranger @trailnrail]

@reggieaqui Amen Reggie. That shit is crazy.

[Affront Ranger @trailnrail]

They can’t just let him stay in the goddamn front row, right??

[Affront Ranger @trailnrail]

@JeremyHubbard Me toooooo! So awkward! 😬😬😬

[Mental Health Colorado @CO_MentalHealth]

Comedian Adam @CaytonHolland finds peace in his own backyard. #WhatsYourPeace? Share it at https://t.co/kSz5lAmMvD. Sharing your peace could help someone else!

[Affront Ranger @trailnrail]

Since when is “prebuttal” a word? #SCOTUS

[CBSColorado @CBSNewsColorado]

IN A GIF: Describe how you feel after hearing Tom Brady is coming out of retirement and playing with the Bucs again.

https://t.co/LoCqClWQbX

📸: Dylan Buell/Getty Images

[Russell Contreras @RussContreras]

If you, like me, enjoyed that #PepsiHalftime show because it brought you back to your early adult years, it’s also time to get your colonoscopy. #GenX