Snake Train

Just a snake on a mission to transport the small guys

[Snake Train @train_snake]

Thought I'd post some ssselfies now that I've successfully escaped the authorities

[Snake Train @train_snake]

I’ve evaded them for now but I’ll have to move my busssiness elsewhere: Look out S̶a̶n̶ ̶D̶i̶e̶g̶o̶ here comes #snaketrain 🐍🚂

[Snake Train @train_snake]

‘Today’ might be our ‘last’ day together passengers, the rodent police have started catching on to my… good dealssss

[Snake Train @train_snake]

But ask anybody and they’ll tell you they haven’t died on #snaketrain!

[WTNV No Context @WTNVNoContext]

Some of you die standing, others sitting. Many of you die in cars.

[Snake Train @train_snake]

🚨TODAY all four-legged passengers are FREE!🚨 Stop by the main station during lunch time!

[Snake Train @train_snake]

#snaketrain is quick and as painless as possible! …I mean no pain in your wallet or busy schedule of course😬

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Pain is all in the mind. Unfortunately, so is your entire experience of the universe.

[Snake Train @train_snake]

@coffee_tsunami I’m a little upset that this is from a small business coffee shop, I thought you were loyal

[Snake Train @train_snake]

…of the tunnel we’re going through because you’re on #snaketrain

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

It's always darkest just before the end.

[Snake Train @train_snake]

Don’t need to worry about possible trespassers when you take #snaketrain because I’ll take care of them personally and swiftly! Though there could still be delays afterwards for digestive purposes

[Metro Trains @metrotrains]

⚠️Werribee line: Delays up to 20 minutes due to a trespasser incident at Hoppers Crossing. Trains may hold at available platforms until the situation is clear. Please listen for announcements. https://t.co/fE9E9Hyp10

[Snake Train @train_snake]

It can be scary walking home alone at night, but if you’re lucky, you’ll pass by one of #snaketrain stations and hopefully I’ll be there! Just for you! I knew you’d be there. I’ve been waiting

[Snake Train @train_snake]

@AngryProfessor1 @cityofsavannah If you took #snaketrain instead of your motorized vehicle, you could bypass those pesky meters all together!

[Snake Train @train_snake]

The problem is people aren’t using #snaketrain enough! Hop aboard slowies, you can’t get there without me!

[WTNV No Context @WTNVNoContext]

police and city officials working double-time to solve this problem

[Snake Train @train_snake]

Are you a teenage runaway looking to get far away from your stupid annoying parents as fast as possible? Look no further, hop aboard and I’ll take you someplace they’ll never find you🤫😉N̶o̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶…̶

[Snake Train @train_snake]

🚨Snake train delayed🚨due to a bigger than normal lunch 🦌🍴but don’t worry I’ll be back on *track* by rush hour!

[Snake Train @train_snake]

Favorite method of transportation?

[Snake Train @train_snake]

Looking for a good vacation spot during this sad February time? Hop aboard #snaketrain and I’ll take you some place warm and slimy😉🤫

[Snake Train @train_snake]

You never know for sure where #snaketrain might take you, but that’s half the fun! Good luck getting to that 11:00 meeting😜🐍

[Snake Train @train_snake]

When you’re small, you get trampled easily on those big people trains, blugh, no body wants that mess. Instead hop aboard #snaketrain and sit with people your own size🐁😉

[Snake Train @train_snake]

@coffee_tsunami @CatHoagie Sssure but you gotta bring a hot cup for my cold blooded self, it’s tiring having to lug you slowies around all day

[Snake Train @train_snake]

Eeye, what you’ve been waiting for is finally here: transportation made for the little guysssss, get ready for the ride of your lives🤫

[Snake Train @train_snake]

Don’t need tracks when you’ve got a smoooooth belly like me😁#slitherforlife