oshamambe

Forgotten most English and Japanese. Just mumbles and travels now. 45 prefectures done. New Yawk native.

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@songadaymann twitter tokens

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@tweetbot posting this via the Twitter app. Unable to access account > Failed to contact Twitter > Permission denied. Unable to access token; is this the end? 😭

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ヤバイ☔️

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Trying to sort out a decent pic.

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@Mulboyne April Fool’s! You get NO masks!

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Just realized the 551 bag reads like a Dr. Broner’s bottle. 🤯

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@dwvcd wash->wipe guy here👋🏼 but you reminded me of this post from last week…

[Spoken, the Sneer God @baudwraith]

@imagevulture77 @GearoidReidy Japanese ppl regularly clean their bowels deep inside their wretched holes for minutes at a time with the ass spray at max intensity and then dump the foul muck out of their ass onto the bidet sprayer in public toliets countrywide. anyway yeah washlet safe

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@dobyfriday A co-worker picked up some hand sanitizer here in Japan. Couldn’t stop my laughing. Please, my wife.. she’s got hot hands. 😜

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Was schooled on the 4 scary things while taking care of earthquake business today:

1. jishin - earthquake
2. kaminari - lightning
3. kaji - fire
4. oyaji - old guy*

*not so scary lately

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@Mulboyne Someone started munching on some 551 nikuman on an Osaka > Sendai flight I took a few weeks ago. Half the people wished they had got some, half wanted to toss the lady outta the plane.

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If this time travel experiment works, I should be able to go from here and now and reappea_ https://t.co/CXYIZjOE0n

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S&M bar directly in front of a kindergarten in Kobe 😏

Luckily the operating hours are different. https://t.co/3uJfMrQWue

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So that was a strange afternoon. Saw me some Dragon Gate wrestling on Port Island.

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Your typical bullet train view...

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A co-worker reminded me about 神無月 (godless month). All the gods are off having an orgy in Izumo-shrine🙈🍆

I approve! Happy October all 🎃

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This bullet train is haulin' ass! http://t.co/K05EATkalP

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First BBQ of the year. Ōmori-san cookin it up 👍 http://t.co/JVeQVfD4r3

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✅ Coffee
✅ Beer
✅ Batteries
✅ Panties

This is a first for me: egg vending machine in Akashi. http://t.co/VKDcqUUWJr

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Day at the beach. http://t.co/HXdRnmL7xJ