Train Facts

Facts about Trains at Intervals!

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This account is now old enough to marry Trains in 8 states. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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sorry man im pretty sure that's a car

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Playoff Scenarios: Trains #1 in all of them.

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Use promo code "TRAINS" on any website.

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Train Facts has been renewed for 2019.

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Safety Tip: Do not deep fry a Train. It won't even fit.

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Vote, because Trains can't.

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Trains are always a treat.

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Tonight's winning numbers are all Trains. Trains also won the jackpot.

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To prepare for switching away from Daylight Savings Time in a few weeks, set your Trains ahead two hours today.

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Trains should not be stacked more than five high.

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Today's promo code is "trains37" - use it at checkout!

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(OOC) This page is parody, satire, "just for fun", etc. Apparently some people need to be reminded of this.

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Trains are more comfortable if you ride on the *in*side.

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Trains put their pants on one truck at a time, just like the rest of us.

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Trains consumed all your personal data as fuel.

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Apparently this is the time of year I make big promises I cannot possibly keep about the year ahead for Train Facts. So, here's your unfulfillable 2018 Train Facts Content Plans:

1) Daily video content
2)... https://t.co/b6CQcaIQhD

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It's also a useless trick, since Trains have not had any natural predators since 1633.

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Some Trains appear to be voice-activated. This is actually a trick to fool predators.