Cirque Désolé

ADHD exvangelical feminist screaming into the void about dismantling the patriarchy and improving your mental health. She/her

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Want a cathartic story about how a woman fought the patriarchy and won? *taps mic* AHEM.

Once I had to do mediated “conflict resolution” because a pastor co-worker yelled at me, and I told him never to raise his voice at me again. 1/

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My dad is retired and sending me article about a poisonous slow loris at 11pm.

Help me what is the protocol for this.

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Adam Driver is the new Benedict Cumberbatch

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The world is literally on fire and corporations won’t pay people a living wage which means I can’t watch late night pundits make dark jokes out of our late stage capitalism misery.

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Me: it’s nice to not have to wear a mask anymore.

Wildfires:

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Happy “companies really want you to buy from their #Pride2023 collection” month to everyone except Target.

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@thescottbarber But he smelled a moldy burrito in the park trash can

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@kaceyismagic First book was meh. Second book is better? I’m only halfway through the second one but I’m enjoying it more than the first. And some things about the first book make a lot more sense when you read the second.

But yeah…people love their spicy fairies I guess.

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@Ranting_Trans I feel like every woman is unhappy with the size of her boobs so I guess welcome to the sad club? 😂

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My ADHD ass: why does everything taste terrible except cookies and milk.

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@MapleSweetheart I, too, am a feral princess. They can come to my house and catch frogs in the creek 😂

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So yeah, if I have to tell you my dog bites to scare you off, I will.

[Cirque Désolé @trainofscones]

Just told a neighbor that my dog bites (even though she doesn’t) because I was angry that her dog got loose and started charging us.

[Cirque Désolé @trainofscones]

Not to mention that your dog definitely will bite mine if there’s the slightest misunderstanding in body language.

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@thescottbarber @Elohim_Gadol I can’t believe it’s not butter, though.

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@CarissasNewLife That is some big dad energy right there 😂

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@MapleSweetheart Haha it’s fine. They’re harmless too…just full of rage 😂

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@PastorTrey05 My mom explained this song to me as a kid. She said, “it was supposed to be cute, but they were ready to cheat on each other soooooooo…” and I was thinking, “this is MESSED UP.” I was 12.

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@natgrace79 @MR_FOOTLONG1 His name is Mr footlong and he’s asking YOU why you’re embarrassing yourself? 🙄