Vanity Train

Life as it makes itself known.

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@mimi_thesky

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@WSN43 @CHANEL They already announced she is.

[Serg @bonehugsnirony]

the 7 stages of life:
1)you're born [weird, right? like one day you don´t exist, the next you do? wtf]
2)learn how to be a person
3)make ambitious plans
4)fail at everything
5)new modest plans
6)develop dark sense of humor to prevent insanity
7)revenge

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@mimi_thesky

[jo @whatsJo]

son: *finds a tennis racquet* I didn't know you played

me: Oh yeah, I was really good *picks it up and strums it like a guitar* but the band never took off

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@mimi_thesky @avanikaushal https://t.co/BcWEV41Sjj

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Pre-travel gaming. @ New Cuffe Parade Wadala https://t.co/vc5aG10Wzv

[PETA @peta]

Animal rights is the radical idea that animals' bodies belong to them.

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@mimi_thesky 😂

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Black Mirror is terrifying. Apparently everyone in the future is British

[Nupur J Sharma @UnSubtleDesi]

She is standing outside a room and taking pictures of the door. Aisa zillat waala kaam bhagwan kisi ki kismat main na likhe

[Horse ebooks @Horse_ebooks]

Everything happens so much

[chuuch @ch000ch]

here's my impression of a vlogger:

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wwwwhat's going on guys

[chuuch @ch000ch]

sorry can't come out tonight i gotta sit alone in front of a muted tv opening and closing the same 4 social media apps until 3am

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@mimi_thesky

[Serg @bonehugsnirony]

interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
me: [seeing myself living in the woods, consumed by my own fears, writing a surreal manifesto] in marketing

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Yum. 😂🙄

[Goldman Sachs @GoldmanSachs]

"We're going to give you the rush, without the crash." In a #TalksAtGS, @Jenn_RTR of @RenttheRunway describes how her business is shaking up the way women shop and redefining the retail economy: https://t.co/GbDXONbH66 #WEF19

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@jcbernthal That would definitely be a more delightful twitter. 😄