˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

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[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

/ twitter giving me a notif for a message but not letting me see without updating is rude actually

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

/ after the hotd trailer, may I never again complain about s&b s2

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

/ do we think i can find him a spongebob hat

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

/ no because wintrow being in a monastery, wanting to dedicate his life to eventually becoming a priest, and being forced to leave that life by his father and a horrible time ensues the parallels are in my face

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆'𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐍. @tinecogadh]

╱ 👀👀

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

/ he'd also get on with ciarán i sai what i said

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

/ head in hands wintrow vestrit would make for such a good soc crossover

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

i think you've misunderstood the purpose of the hat. it is not about my face. if you want to have a terrible crab dinner, you can ask jesper to do whatever you like but i know i am right.

[𝕯𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒. @greedserved]

you care enough to frame and accentuate it in a giant, startlingly red heart-crab or whatever you think that really is. not yet. maybe i should make him acquire that knowledge and send him to catch us a crab dinner just to ruffle your feathers. because, matthias, you are wrong.

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

no, i do not care for my face one way or another. i only like things that you do not like. jesper knows nothing about shooting things with arrows though, and if you shoot a crab with a bullet you will have not much crab to eat. anyway, i still don't believe you.

[𝕯𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒. @greedserved]

you're beginning to sound like someone i know, who is also very fond of his own face. it's not flattering either. jesper's opinion is credible enough when it comes to shooting anything. then you wouldn't know. they use arrows.

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

knowing that you don't like it only means i like it more. i don't take advice from jesper, he is not a sensible person, it doesn't apply. i have not heard of any crab hunters.

[𝕯𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒. @greedserved]

it's not even distracting me in an unflattering way either. it's just there, i'm forced to see it, and i don't like it. i think jesper would disagree with that theory. and so would the crab hunters. are you sure you've never heard of them?

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

i would be more concerned if it was distracting you in a flattering way. i'm glad it's this way around. kaz, no one would shoot something with a hard shell, i do not believe you. crabs are easier to trap.

[𝕯𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒. @greedserved]

i would hardly call it a basic shape if your face is poking out from it. it's distracting, matthias, and not in a flattering way. an expert, i see. just because you haven't done it, doesn't mean it isn't common practice somewhere. don't you know the crab hunters of krabbenvoeder?

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

/ sometimes i remember that leigh just decided to mention that fjerda has mermaids one time and then never brought it up again

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

i'd still hope you could recognise basic shapes, even if your heart is beyond recognition. and yes, i do know. i know the best ways to catch a crab and you do not use an arrow.

[𝕯𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒. @greedserved]

i have a heart. it's black charred and lying wailing in the harbour, waiting to be pacified by a fat roll of kruge. i thought you were something like a fisherman in your earlier life, matthias? wouldn't you know?

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

i know it must be hard for you to recognise a heart when you don't have one, kaz, but that is concerning for you. and who would use an arrow to hunt a crab?

[𝕯𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒. @greedserved]

my hats don't usually put an arrow through my face and— what even is that red thing? are you pretending to be a lobster? a crab?

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

i know it must be hard for you to recognise a heart when you don't have one, kaz, but that is concerning for you. and who would use an arrow to hunt a shellfish?

[𝕯𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒. @greedserved]

my hats don't usually put an arrow through my face and— what even is that red thing? are you pretending to be a lobster? a crab?

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

i never say anything about your hats. and nina hasn't seen it yet.

[𝕯𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒. @greedserved]

necessary damage, if you remember. and i have no qualms about causing more if you don't take off that hat.

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

leave fjerda alone then. you did enough damage.

[𝕯𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒. @greedserved]

matthias . . . shut up. or i'll erase you too.

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

you must be very hungry then.

[𝕯𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒. @greedserved]

don't tell me i'm not myself when i'm hungry because i am NOT hungry. i'm murderous.

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

i think you should have something to eat, and calm down.

[𝕯𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒. @greedserved]

it's PISSING ME OFF, matthias.

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

/ always a big day when they're on first name basis

[˚ · . 𝕸𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝕳𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ @traitorhelvar]

i don't like you but i have to coexist with you.