ME WATCHING ANY MARVEL MOVIE AFTER ENDGAME:
Wait, so society is expected to just carry on as if this insane collective trauma never happened? That’s ridiculous.
ME IN 2022:
Oh.
@conry14@MiguelDelaney If you take just the Tuchel games, they aren't that far off. And with Lukaku they won't have to rely on the donkey that is Werner. So I could see how this was an okay prediction, especially before the injuries to Kante and Lukaku.
Ryanair are flying empty planes back and forth to Austria cos they don't want to refund their customers. Meanwhile I'm washing a tin of beans so it can go out for recycling like a fucking idiot
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