christi

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

I was having a bad day until Pinterest picked my bachelorette party theme 🧙‍♀️

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

Yep. I’ve decided. I am not going to stay quiet about my assault forever. It feels like an injustice to other victims as well as future victims.

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

I reconfirm that I’m nowhere near “cool” on a constant basis. I was browsing on Pinterest tonight thinking it was Etsy. Again. 😅

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

Does anyone care to explain why I have the @Lowes “Special Assistance Needed in the ____ department” stuck in my head this AM? I haven’t been there in over two months. 🫠

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

Even my bad days are pretty good lately.

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

Who needs friends when you have ebay? 🙂

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

2021-2023: went from bar hoppin to ebay shoppin

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

A big chunk of my job is choosing the best gifs for the group chat. I love working from home 😌

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

Every day, I set between 4-6 alarms and still wake up late. My phone died last night so none of them went off this morning. I woke up so weirded out and panicked that I’m up over an hour early. Could it be? Is no alarm the answer?

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

Yes, I did teach my kid “Jingle Bells, Batman Smells” and yes, she did serenade the patrons of food city tonight.

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

@Chan_Hunlee I would feel better but it’s unimaginable what karma would throw my way if I did. 😅

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

I joked about washing my remote today when putting the quilt in the washer. Jokes on me because I found it when I turned on the dryer with the sheets in it immediately after 🙃

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

@_beaaa____ Tbh idk I did start at 8:00, then 7:30. There was an 8:30 slot. It’s crazy that was only 3 years ago.

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

@_beaaa____ I’m not gonna argue it bc I have negative room to talk. Less than 0 square feet.

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

@_beaaa____ Me watching you stroll into the Mark II with a coffee at 10:00 like

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

I rediscovered shrek last weekend and it has changed my life for the better

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

@yourillus1onist Small real estate is still real estate ig

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

I thought being numb was hard, but try having feelings!!!! That shit is tough.

[brianne @heathennhoney]

candyland windows in Prestonsburg from last night 😇

[christi @trampledbyfoxes]

Does ur mental health ever tell u to isolate urself to conserve energy, but then u get with ur friends and it feels so good n it gets u thinkin “man I been needin this?” Or no?