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vegan. piercer. she/her. ⚔ the only way out is through the end

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where do i subscribe to be out-of-the-loop™️ i would love to No Longer Know©️

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“You want to watch a movie that will make us obnoxious at parties?”

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When do I get to soft launch my crazy?

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@stabbymoth Ya idk how to not it’s my default!

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holding my breath while pairing vertical upper lips is gonna be my downfall

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My new arch nemesis is a squirrel who keeps digging up my potted plants outside 😩

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“I love your neurosis” HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT THO

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a client told me they found me from a reddit comment and now I’m too scared to look myself up lmao

[frick @gofrickurself]

At rock bottom do you want anything

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baby’s first enemies to lovers

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@vulturemilk Exactly

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literally have no clue how to be chill lmao

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I just want to be able to go out in public and not have a single weird interaction with another human why is this so hard

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being in my 30’s and having a crush feels so embarrassing like I’m too old for this just marry me or something

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“I’m a delicate flower, Stacy” “no you’re not, I just saw you put scissors in your mouth”

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@vulturemilk My nightmare lmao

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I hate texting people without iPhones, what do you mean I can’t panic unsend

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@vulturemilk Time to hire an Etsy witch

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

when Fleabag said "i'm not obsessed with sex. i just can't stop thinking about it. the performance of it. the awkwardness of it. the drama of it. the moment you realize someone wants your body. not so much the feeling of it"

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I think some dude mixed my account up with his sisters (similar usernames). he’s been sending reels about being a good sister, and as someone who is no contact with their siblings, I just 🥲

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big day for Bigfoot believers huh