𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚊

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IM FUCKING MARRIED YOU SICKOS
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ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑙𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑎𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑢𝑝𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑚𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒

[𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚊 @tranquilit7_01]

guys im not built for starving or anything like that edTwT stuff, my man loves me too much he makes sure im eating enough 💔

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Cleopatra spoke nine languages, studied astronomy, medicine, and philosophy at the Library of Alexandria, and ruled Egypt for two decades through war, famine, and Roman invasion. Rome reduced all of it to one word: seductress.

[taylor @libbrunch]

y'all literally have no personality

[𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚊 @tranquilit7_01]

I made me and husband in tomagachi life (ds vers) and obviously im taking a nap oh my gosh

[lita of spongecesttwt @pawsomepuppi]

im a whore for body hair. i love armpit hair, i love bush, i love happy trails, i love chest hair. >_<"

[Miguel Arcos - (#1 CARS 2 BIGGEST DEFENDER!!!) @MiguelArtwork16]

Rainbow Dash is definitely so ADHD!

[Olivia 🏳️‍⚧️ @puppygirlliv]

The black mold in my walls is telling me to huff armpits

[chibi 💕 Vtuber @chibidoki]

i love my little pony 🐴 🌈

[𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚊 @tranquilit7_01]

ugghh i miss my man's pits 💔🫩

[tormented sweetheart @fxgslop]

It's armpit august

[salem🔞 @salemsranch]

asking someone if they prefer bush or pits as an enlightened version of ass or tits

[⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ 𝓋𝒾𝒶⋆🪷 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @psychojoshii]

hurts telling ppl im catholic and having them think im some anti woke maga hive mind coon

[𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐘 @X_Bill_Gl]

A therapist asked 30 wives to stop doing the invisible domestic work for one week.
Their husbands lasted 9 days before the experiment had to stop. One man said the sentence that ended it: 1/6

[𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚊 @tranquilit7_01]

wow. so me

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[swana ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

Love it when my bf puts all his weight on me. I feel like a pressed flower in a book

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

Spider-Man: shoot webs, superhuman strength, spider-sense, insane agility

Jean Grey: telepathy, all that psychic stuff

Frank Castle:

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Why eggs are washed and refrigerated in America

[LA AVISPA 🐝🔪 @LaAvispa_VTuber]

Spanish and Japanese cannot be any more different, but sometimes...

[𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚊 @tranquilit7_01]

ahhh this is so cool i cant wait to see everything you are working on come to life 💕

[BigNoseBug 👃🎡→ OFFKAI @bignosebug]

Here's my little recorded bit from my OffKai Panel! It's a reflection of how I am exploring my vtuber concept and what I'm planning to do in the future ❤️